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Me: Ed and Stede are boyfriends

The Angel that is Samba Schutte: Hey, look, Stede called Ed his boyfriend!

Me:

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Useful video to express your feelings to Max! 💞

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I will have to intervene if things don’t change 💞

Lucifer was saved by a large, trending effort on social media. It was picked up by Netflix after about a month or so. And I've heard of shows being picked up after just a few days.

I know we have a large international audience. I know there's viewership that extends beyond HBO Max's scope. So maybe there's hope there yet?

#Save OFMD

#Renew as a Crew

#Pick Up OFMD

#Be A Lighthouse

and whatever else we can get to take off.

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JUST wrote a delusional fic a few days ago about Izzy being held by everyone bc of Wee John in this scene and then saw this post y’all are SOOO real I’m glad it wasn’t just me who wanted more of this 😩

wee john and izzy are cuddling in the back

i will never get over this

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There is not NEARLY enough Frenchie thirst on my dash. What the fuck

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Long hair Izzy hands my beloved-

Finally sating my Izzy obsession with copious amounts of fanart.

I saw @favouritefi’s long haired Izzy and that post has been shaking me back and forth in it’s teeth like a dog.

My brain has rotted out.

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@spiralcomet your tag hath inspired the artist in me:

okay but I can't believe they canonically fucked with fireworks going off around them?? like??? this show is real???

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Did someone already do this

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Stede in ep. 6: WALK.

Me asf:

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The fact that I made a stupid little thirst edit of Izzy TWO FUCKING DAYS AGO bc I missed him and I was so happy with how it came out and now when I look at it I’ll only think about him being gone. Thanks, I hate it! 😀

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Ok at first I didn’t have many thoughts about the grave marker because I was just sitting there staring at my screen like “what. 🧍🏻‍♀️” but now that I think about it more I’m just????????????? Confused?????

I’ve seen posts of people who hated the choice, some who thought it was beautiful and whatnot.

I’m kind of in the middle. But. Then I realized: that’s his leg.

They took off his leg to use it as part of his grave.

Shouldn’t it stay on him? That was part of who he became, the new unicorn. It was such an important part of his arc and his acceptance into the crew. It was something about himself that he appreciated, that tied him to the people who learned to care about him even after he was so terrible to them.

That has personal value. It’s private. Why should it be on display for anyone to see? That was PART of HIM.

Why shouldn’t it be buried with him, still attached? Why does he have to enter the afterlife without it, with what’s left of the part of himself that Blackbeard took away from him instead of what was given to him by the only people that ever showed they cared about him?

And like I said: that’s his leg. Why would you remove it? Is that not…disrespectful? I’m genuinely asking, I don’t really know the answer. I’m ignorant to what’s appropriate in this situation.

I don’t know man. At first I thought it was a nice tribute, but really it’s just a physical reminder of Ed literally destroying the one person who’d been loyal to him throughout all his fuck ups before Stede came around.

Feeling very conflicted now. At first I didn’t want to say anything because I was worried about sounding insensitive since I am not disabled nor have I had any connection to anyone who is, but these were just the things I started to consider after sitting with it for a while. Man. I’m curious if anyone else had similar thoughts.

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Current feelings:

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Ed: let’s take this slow

Episodes 6&7: 🏎️💨

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Me: I don’t really read too much into things

Also me: Stede couldn’t find his way back to the ship but he could find his way back to Ed in the forest

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Idk why but Frenchie being allergic to peanuts is like the least surprising thing ever. I just look at him and yeah it checks out

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Our Flag Means Death as Quotes I’ve Heard in School Part 6

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

Stede to the crew: You’re better than a goldfish

Mary: Feel free, you can donate to my Botox

Stede teaching the crew economics: Price level rises, what’s gonna happen? What are people gonna do?

Frenchie: Invest!

Lucius: Strip!

Olu, the only right one: Ask for a raise

Ed: Why are you yelling

Izzy: I don’t know actually

Lucius, coming in late: Why are you always here so early?

Izzy: I’m not early I’m on time

Izzy to Stede: I’m telling your boyfriend

Calico Jack: *opens glue stick and sniffs it*

Ed: Why’d you sniff it?!

Calico Jack: I don’t know actually, why *did* I do that?

The Swede: I drank from the fountain of youth, didn’t work, 0 stars

Lucius: You look cheerful

Stede: I’m not I’m in pain

Frenchie: I got in a fight with a copier and I lost

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HELLO???????????????

The Co-captains - (2023)

"No, no, you were right: matching outfits are indeed a good idea now that we are co-captains!"

These two deserve to be happy, at last, and to have their own ship. 💗(Our Flag Means Death is back tonight, October 5th, on (HBO) Max)