Cal // he/it // 19 // filthy homestuck // my sideblog for art is @calartscorner
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I love messing with these annoying accounts
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Been worried because a bit ago I walked past a group of kids and one little fella yelled at another one “I just stabbed you with the most deadliest poison in the world”. I don’t even think he should have that. I don’t want him to have that near me
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sometimes you can tell when somebody who likes a ship just likes one of the characters and is simply using the other half as a vaguely ooc vehicle to make content for their fave which is whatever. not against the law. until the other half theyre using as a vehicle is YOUR fave. and then you want to explode them with your mind
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It seems you have asked about DS's chat client autoresponder.
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some pesterquest edits. i got in a mood and sat down and did all of these at once. not gonna put them on the art blog.
#homestuck#pesterquest edit#homestuck edit#jane crocker#jake english#john egbert#jade harley#roxy lalonde#rose lalonde#dave strider#dirk strider#lil hal#hal strider#autoresponder#for the record: jade does not have vitiligo she has piebaldism they're different things#roxy and rose have albinism thats why they look like that#dave does not have albinism because. okay gonna level with you if he did he would not have lived to age 13#bro cant even be fucked to keep food in the house#do you really think he's buying sunscreen good enough to keep an albino kid safe-ish in the texas sun#dirk has self harm & sword scars dave just has sword scars#anddd he has more under his shirt#tw s/h#tw self harm
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*knocks your lunchtray out of your hands*
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Like what do you mean my grandma was sold to my grandpa for a horse😭
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"Breathe looks like a thin, cropped tank top with mesh panels to keep the user cool. While it's normally tight fighting, Breathe contains a smart alloy material called Nitone that, when electrified, loosens the garment. It's battery operated and can be adjusted with a remote controller, so the user can discreetly change how tight the binding is -- there's no need to change their clothing or go into a private space in order to take a break. There's also an optional feature that will automatically loosen the device when the user is playing a sport."
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got an ad for Mormons and screamed so hard i threw my phone into the wal
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this is fred, the dot.
fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches
reblog to give fred a branch
i will post fred status updates as he grows
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Unintentionally ominous sign a friend took a photo of at a JoAnn's that's closing.
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