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Sooty hitting me with some BIG boba boggles
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( ^-^)/ Being different has its benefits.. Mostly you're going to suffer tho
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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world
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as an agnostic i'm excited for charles darwin to possibly but not certainly evolve down the chimney
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shout out to the giant worm in the center of the earth. thank you for never surfacing 🙏 we appreciate you. have fun in the lower crusts
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Increasingly less rare weekend post: sketching rattos! Bonus track for crafters followers: I made this sketchbook myself. It's not like "whoooa, what a perfect sketchbook!" but. It works!
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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise
they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths
like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way
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on the first day of wokemas my true love sent to me a pronoun in a cancel tree
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who will join the finalists FINGRINGHOE and SHITTERTON in the final???????????? the power is in your hands....
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Me and Milton Keynes having a beautiful moment right before magical Trevor comes over and smacks the shit out of Milton's eye
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i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier
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Vlad looks like an egg
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wario is such a violent name. if they had named him peaceio maybe he wouldnt be prone too such malicious activity
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Big fans of the dig box
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oh yeah well what if trains entering tunnels didn’t symbolise sex, in fact what if sex symbolised railway engineering, how about that huh
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Trevor carefully eating the membrane off an egg
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