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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

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FISH DELOUSING LASER????

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I love pets I love coming home and some small guys are like "yay yay I like this lady hehe do you want to cuddle perhaps I should clean you?" Like are we actually friends? 🥹

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A scallop hits da bricks. Filmed in Norway. From The Norwegian Fjords: Life in the Twilights (2018).

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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welcome to my thousands of amazing posts

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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

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The bots are really back in a big way huh

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girl: "so what do you do?"

Me looking away bashfully: "I am the subject of diverse and meaningless cruelties"

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I'm posting this cause I recorded it 8 years ago and never did anything with it

I wish that I (I wish that I) Could draw upon (Could draw upon) My face such nice eyebrows as yours

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Its the moment you've all been waiting for!!!!! the grand final is upon us!!!! Who will be the champion of champions???!!!

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Mad this pic wasn't in focus so just drew how I wanted it to look. Mommy's little pog champ

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I am LOOKING DIRECTLY AT IT

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can't stop listening to this