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Recovering from surgery at my parents and my 63 y/o dad shut himself in his room and won't talk to us cause we didn't like the movie he put on (like he directed it)

Movie was 65 btw

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apparently he needs my shirt in a very specific position in order to sleep ….. so spoiled

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Oh to be held close like a rat

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Me trying to explain the concept of how if I pass through the gay man's legs I can't get turned gay or straight because bisexual can be flipped anyway and looks the same like scent molecule superpositioning

My dad who didn't ask "yeah I guess I didn't ask"

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I never feel more ancient and detached from modern media then when they release one of those live action CGI Disney movies. I haven't watched a single one and idk if I ever will

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What's your opinion on Taylor Swift

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sorry this is always how it goes

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So Milton and Trev were kept out back at the pet shop after being unsold for like six months so all they had for most of their lives was each other, and we've been doing intros (carrier method) with the six we already had. Everyone's behaving really well and I'm so impressed with how Milton and Trev are just trying so so so hard to get rat social etiquette and are making huge strides with it. But the other day Milton really annoyed Trev and he was so Shape about it 🍌

He also looks like those toy peeled sheeps you can get

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Be not afraid!

So a week ago, I sprained my ankle and couldn't walk for 3 days. I'm used to hiking at least an hour a day with my huskies so not being able to walk at all was driving me crazy. And in my jittery sedimentary state, I kept getting visions of this blursed being: a biblically accurate axolotl. There was nothing I could do but draw it. I'm all better now and able to walk again, now back to making less cursed art (maybe)

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notice how everyone is horny today

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Once again the talented @rhiannonkagoe has captured another rats likeness in watercolour form 💞

Trevor looks like he's begging and pleading for me to not blow a raspberry on his huge white tummy again

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You always be on that damn tapestry

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I'm having surgery soon and will need 4 weeks off work apparently so please reply with movie recommendations or short series or even long series if your passionate, I will watch anything anime cartoons action romance blease

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a tumblr mutual is like the curator of a beautiful museum

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sopping. out of my lane. disoriented. milk down my face.