starmycar

[starmycar]

I think people assume being a monster fucker all your fantasies about monsters are sexual. In reality at least half of the time I’m like “if I was fucking a dragon I would NOT have to scrape ice off my windshield like this. This is bull shit”

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Hey you know what I think about a lot? In the ATLA episode “The Storm”, Iroh tells the story about Zuko’s burning and banishment to the men on Zuko’s ship, and they’re all shocked by what they hear. One of them says he thought Zuko had been in a training accident. The fact that Lord Ozai burned and disowned his own son was never made public to them, Fire Nation soldiers, Zuko’s own men.

But in “Zuko Alone”, when Zuko reveals his identity, one of the townspeople points to him and says (in disgust) “Hey I’ve heard of you. His own father burned and disowned him.”  A random Earth Kingdom man. In a small farming town in the middle of nowhere.

The details about Zuko’s banishment were known far and wide, but not inside the Fire Nation. The Fire Nation citizens and soldiers were probably fed some sanitized version of the story wherein Ozai simply had to banish his own treacherous, cowardly son. 

Zuko was hated abroad as a member of Fire Nation royalty, and hated in his own nation as a brat and a traitor.

Iroh was probably the only soul on Earth who saw Zuko as the victim.

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Post taken straight from Mikey's thoughts, he's just a cuddly guy

[starmycar]

Well fucks? Get to it!

[starmycar]

Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can't believe your sister hasn't apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don't know your name. I'm having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here's a doodle I made in class. I'm stealing your clothes as we speak, they're so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I'd love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I'm making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We're having a coffee date. I love you. I'm giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.

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if they start using fetuses and conception in the definition of legal personhood i might actually throw it all away and take one for the team and i am 100% completely serious

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Looking REAL hard

Me looking for non smut fluffy fanfics to read of the characters I like:

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Oh project 2025 isn’t going to happen you’re being paranoid-

What the absolute fuck is this then? This country is so fucked.

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I don't need therapy I need rabid gay people freaking out in my inbox

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Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

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Y/N: Hey so as my stalker exactly how much of my life do you see? Ghost, from inside the walls: Are you asking because you tripped on your own shoelaces in the hallway and fell on your face? Y/N: oh..so you saw that... Ghost, trying to be nice: ....no

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Can you not end up in weird spots around the house? I asked my cat. Fuck you, said my cat, who was actually the fuck you guy