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Apparently, Aaron Fullerton's tweet wasn't even satire. Trump supporters actually, literally think like that.

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The stars aligned and shined bright when I saw shoko MY QUEEN

SORRY WRONG PERSON!

⋆౨ৎ˚✧ ₊ in which you accidentally sext the wrong person

ft. Gojo, Geto, Toji, Sukuna, Ino, Shiu, Shoko

warnings -> sexting, suggestive.

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THIS

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Asshole Playboy rindou! Who is such an asshole and is a walking red flag— I'm talking— the red Sea kind of red flag (ignoring how he's canonically a green flag)

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Who's the type of boy who flirts with pretty girls and talks shit infornt of unconventionally attractive girls.

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Who was such an asshole when you guys locked eyes— when you guys were staring into eachother's soul.

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Who's actually your soul mate but doesn't know that because... When he first met you— the moment you guys bumped together, his reply was "fucking asshole, watch where you're going"

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Who; after he bumped into you immediately saw a bunch of pretty girls in the distance and immediately flirted with them. While you were standing taken aback, because you just discovered this asshole of a Playboy is your soul mate.

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Who only flirts because of his sole reason— purpose even— was the words ingrained in his wrist; "I don't think I can ever forgive you"— yes it is crude— but this is the first words his soulmate says to him so, he reasoned that if he flirts with every girl in the town will somehow— change they're opinion of him.

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Who never realized that the girl he bumped into was actually his soulmate. But driven by determination, he completely missed his opportunity— his opportunity to get to know you better!

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Who knew he was fucked up when you two bumped into again, but this time you were so— tired that you never realized that you looked a little bit more... Worse than you did before and he took notice of it and made fun of you; since you looked more— average and he didn't like that.

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Who kept it up— the bullying— because of your appearance, because you didn't look exceptionally attractive. But when you made the mistake of wearing a T-shirt instead of a sweater— he saw the words engraved into your wrists; "fucking asshole, watch where you're going"

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Who got his air knocked out of his lungs when he saw those words, the exact words that he said to you when you bumped into him. He knew he fucked up.

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Who noticed how you immediately covered it up and avoided his scrutinized gaze. You ran away from him, and he hated that— he hated how his soulmate now fucking hates his guts because of his asshole behavior.

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Who, made it his life mission to apologize to you. Who made a point by showing up to your doorstep with a Boquet of roses.

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Whose heart drops when he sees your eyes— how it was close to crying— not because of how sweet his apology gift is— but because you didn't accept his apology, your eyes just told him everything.

"I don't think I can ever forgive you"

Asshole Playboy Rindou! Who got a door slammed on his face that day.

A/n

Part two? Jk jk jk

But what if....

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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

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Caleb: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like, years now. No response.

MC: Wow. She sound stupid.

Caleb: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense.

MC: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Caleb: I guess you’re right. Hey MC, I love you.

MC: See! Just say that!

Caleb: Holy fucking shit.

MC: If that flies over her head then, sorry Caleb, but she's too dumb for you.

Caleb: MC.

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hanma’s failed confession

kissing is awkward and boring i want them to kill eachother

this won’t deter hanma in any way. hes very turned on.

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I know we all make jokes and memes about it, like ‘lol, Trump said we are the gender we were at conception, we’re all female now. 🤪’

but like

that doesn’t…scare you?

This is your administration. This is the knowledge that your government has….and they get high-school biology wrong. This law had to have been cross-read by several people before it was passed.

This is your government.

A bunch of rich fascists who don’t know basic science.

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sorry i moaned when you took my chin and forced me to look up at you, it will happen again

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????

I was just caught so off guard by this

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her pronouns are HE/HIM

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Y’ALL THERE’S A CHOCOLATE GUY IN CHINA TOO

His name is Kris Zhaokai (kris_zhaokai on Xiaohongshu/Red Note) and his creations are incredible

Imagine what he and Amaury Guichon could create together terrifying

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fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity