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Witch cursed to be forgotten by everyone and regular guy who keeps falling in love with her anyway my beloveds
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i stg this needs to STOP happening to balloon someone get this bitch some yoyleberries
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Here’s my take on Max Jägerman - he is NOT the progressive bully that asks Pete’s pronouns before beating the shit out of him, what he IS is a dumbass.
For example he’ll overhear Caitlyn (Cool Kid™️ so he respects her) talking to Kyle about taking her estrogen and assume it’s a drug and ask for a hit. Kyle and Caitlyn, confused, explain that it’s a hormone girls devolop that guys don’t have to the same level, and Caitlyn obviously has less so takes supplemental doses. Max thinks this means Caitlyn has a medical condition and is like “Oh my god dude I’m so sorry you’re sick? Do you like go to the hospital? Nah I’m not trying to take anyone’s meds my bad bro,” and Caitlyn is too dumbfounded and also entertained to correct him.
Later, in the case that he does not fall and die, Max eventually apologizes to Richie for all the times he punched him in the balls. Richie goes “it’s chill - besides, I don’t even have balls, so it didn’t even hurt as much as you though”. Max is MORTIFIED with sympathy “You don’t have balls?? Oh my god dude how come?” Ruth without a beat says he lost them in a tragic accident many years ago and Max fully believes her. Richie goes along for the bit.
Even further along the line, Max asks about the trans flag on Richie’s bag and Richie explains it’s for people who were born the wrong gender and want to change. Max goes “Wait dude you want to be a girl? Shittt why didn’t you tell me?! Do you have a new name or something like that? Like…Richietta?”
The real progressive bullies, obviously, are pre-Max’s death Kyle and Jason, who apologize before beating someone up and then defend their pronouns in the same breath.
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why is it that every time jester hat explains something about himself he throws another curveball
#he was a bank robber until he quit to become a stay at home father#he can teleport#he was pranked alot as a child so he became the person he hated in order to deal with the pain he dealt with at a young age
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small art thingies under the cut because i think i need to be put down
hopefully quality isn’t decimated idk
whoever donated that.^ THANK YOU. OH MY GOSH. AHHHHHHHH
if tape measure😢😢😢😢didn’t get eliminated😔😔😔
guys i like service bell. she’s a great character. but she broke up my otp. and mirror book too😭😭. like WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOUUU STOP IT PLEASE
smiling at my friendly platonic unromantic friendly friend friend friend😅😅sedate me.
also this scene is from S2 EP 9 around the 13 minute mark.
guys pls don’t think i’m crazy. i like other ships! i like other characters! wowee umm ummm ummm ummm UMMM
okay i actually analyze them a lot and i do care about all the characters, i just need to start my new year off RIGHT and grieve a littl💔💔
INCENSE PLEASE COME BACK I LOVE YOU
all hours i’ve used ibispaint added up this week💔💔unemployed final boss? possibly
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pineapple u were an enabler for beerkegs freakish behavior but i miss u
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Words can't explain my love for Jester Hat's beta design
Like wdym he could've looked like this in the show??
He's literally so flipping cute
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WOKENESS has reached starkid.. the GAY who didn't like musicals... BI friday... NONBINARY prudes must SLAY.. when will the madness end...
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indie rpgs if they were WOKE
TRANSGENDERTALE
GAY THE PRINCESS
WOKE SHOT
IN STARS AND TIME
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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
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This is how he looked at Paul 23 and emdroid I was there
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lyric origin: "the best of you", from the musical "nerdy prudes must die" by team starkid
weehoo time travel angst
#NPMD#AND#BFDI#ON THE SAME POST???#YOU HAVE BLESSED ME OP#thank you!! for saving me!! i was so thirsty!!!#/ref
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