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The Bloodweave brainrot got so bad I started collecting posts about them.

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Thirsty Astarion 🩸

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Oh my gods this is amazing!

The funniest part of romancing gale is knowing that mystra is most definitely watching your tav or Durge throwing it back on that man during his romance arc shenanigans. He’s actively doing magic during every romance scene, meaning that mystra is canonically duty bound to at least listen. Gale is essentially doing the fantasy equivalent of sending your ex a voice memo of you fucking your new partner in every romance scene. the scene channeling the weave? mystra’s there. astral projection glow in the dark fidget spinner bonefest? mystra’s there. the regular bed option? he summons the bed using magic, so mystra’s there too. scene where he takes you to the astral plane (aka mystra’s literal goddamn house)? mystra’s there. every time. she’s sitting in her little magical cuck chair in the corner watching her ex abuse victim boink his new (likely more age appropriate partner). and you know what? hell yeah. gale deserves a little bit of petty fuckery in his life. go off king

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🧶 BTW, Durgey is not very good at choosing colors.

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This is so accurate. 10/10

im cooking

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I had to..

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"The gods demand more than vows when calling followers to the altar."

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Astarion ice skating is giving Victor from Yuri On Ice!! 💙💙💙

cooked an au while i was sick and i fear it has rotted my brain already

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Bloodweave is so funny cause when you start the game they seem like complete opposites because Gale will fall in love with you in the first five minutes for being nice to people and Astarion loses approval the second you say you’ll help someone for free but then you realise they are actually the most intelligent guys on the party (stat wise), they spend all their free time being two extremely hangry bitches who make complaining an art form, reading giant tomes, showing off and are both seriously considering ascending to Godhood to not have to deal with their trauma like normal people. Like they literally deserve each other. No one else should have to deal with them.

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Ambition..

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Karlach heard you all needed a hug, too!

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Do you think Gale would like Shrek?

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lae'zel doing her auntly duties (obligatory)

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lol two-pump chump

You contemptuous creature–

*butthurt*

Commission for neglectedincubus

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Delicious!!!

Death Served Best

CW: mildly suggestive, blood, and biting on the last page

Context: After finding out he's a vampire (and subsequently dying of blood loss), Dia and Astarion ponder what to do if signs of ceremorphosis begin showing

I think that this conversation isn't supposed to trigger after the vampirism reveal but it happened in one playthrough.

Although Astarion has singled out Dia as his protector in the party (due to being the most naive), he doesn't find her very interesting until this bit of banter they have. He's starting to have a little fun with his plan, while Dia is trying to avoid acknowledging a different death sentence the tadpole helped put a pause to.

The last panel is Dia suddenly having a slightly different recollection on how that night really went, thanks to Astarion's questioning and lack of blood flow to the brain at the time.

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Durge: Damn it, Gale! This food is too hot, I can't eat it. Warn me next time.

Astarion: You're hot, and I still eat you.

*Silence*

Gale: Does he mean...

Lae'zel: Finish that question, and your life is forfeit.

Wyll: One dinner. I just want one dinner...

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if someone was hypothetically dipping their toe into bloodweave, would it be possible for people to hypothetically send them links to their favourite fics