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Why am I just learning about this?? 

Why are we silent???

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it’s an underwater hammerhead-lizard-dinosaur 

can the science side of tumblr explain what the fuck this is

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wait no-

why did you do this to us

Well ouch

I’m gonna go fucking yeet our a window now damn

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I think something is wrong with your pet dog

My New Little Guy!!! I Named Him Bean :)

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It took me a sec to get this..

In celebration of World Book Day

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I know on her wiki page it says that she died, but I like to think that Lavender Brown survived the Battle at Hogwarts, became a werewolf, married Parvati Patel, adopted a werewolf child who been disowned by his or her parents, and became a werewolf rights advocate.

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Overheard Conversation

So my parents were talking about their lesbian friends and which ones are butch/femme. They started to talk about one (who is butch). Here is the conversation:

Mom: Oh yeah! (Friend’s name) is pretty butch. She wears those cool boy shorts and tank tops.

Dad: *Clearly joking* Yeah, of course you had to go out and buy some too! 

Mom: Yup! I’m a wannabe lesbian

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Slytherin: The best way to a girl's heart is punching through the ribcage

Slytherin: Apparently this is illegal but don't let it stop you

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Gryffindor: I mean Slytherin's just standing there now.

Gryffindor: Waiting for me I guess.

Gryffindor: But it's okay, I think he's pretty much settled down.

Ravenclaw: Settled down?

Gryffindor: Well he stabbed me once.

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i mean, it could come in handy to have it off. especially for criminals

so i’m checking the news and there’s this article about apple i want to read and 

here’s what happens if you click on it

i guess they mad but also like… censorship…

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I feel so attacked rn

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