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huh. it’s my two year old anniversary on tumblr. good to know.

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Rant #3

I had my first day of school today, and it was honestly the weirdest first day i have ever had in my life. I had a friend call me caseoh, the school gave me a binder even though i already had one, for some reason we have a 10 page rule book in our planners, and my school got downgraded to have the worst person be principal this year?? im so unbelievably mad at my school for doing this to me 😔😔

Tbh im just gonna switch the binder they gave me out for the one i bought bcs it has all my South Park stickers on it and i would not stop being petty about that. It’s only a bit bigger than the binder they gave us, it’ll be fine. Probably.

I fucking LOVE gravity falls.

This little shit is about to be all over my assignments

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just a little doodle i did .3.

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a little bit ago, i made some gender swap versions of Bill and Ford in my sketchbook, because as a lesbian, i love yuri ships (and smut ehem ehem who said that??)

So without farther adu, meet Stana Pines and Belle Cypher. Eventually I’m planning on releasing a smut shot of these two gender swapped version so ye. i feel like i should have made Belle uglier, but i just don’t see women as ugly so it would be hard. Also i think she makes herself look attractive in a human form to farther pull people into her act (i think the same for canon, male, Bill too).

So i guess whoever sees this, look forward to some gender swapped Billford smut. (I’ll post a link to AO3 that will take you to the smut shot, but if people want I’ll post it on here).

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Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes

And every word she said, it was a little surprise

Can't remember when I realized I was in love

La-la-love

Can't remember who it was I was thinking of

Oh, my God

Oh, my God

The doctor said I had tomato loss

All right

Dr. Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes

We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce, all right

And every word she said, it was a little surprise

Can't remember how she smiled when she said my name

What's my name?

Can't remember, 'cause my heart jumped and hit my brain

C'est l'amour

Et blessures

I guess she didn't know how to treat me right

Because I can't recall where I slept that night

And I can't recall that special way

She told me each and every day

Her name

I can't recall the fact that I always said I loved her back

The same way, every time the same

The doctor said that I had beautiful eyes

All right

Amnesia was her name, she had memory loss (no, wait)

Well, every word I said, it was a little surprising (all right)

And every word she said didn't make it across

Can't remember when we walked past the O.R. sign (surgery)

Can't remember passing out with her hand in mine (my-my-mind)

I remember waking up with my mind repaired (a-okay!)

I remember when I realized she wasn't there

friend...

fly away..

goodbye...

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DONT YOU HAVE THOSE SAME SOCKS???

friend...

fly away..

goodbye...

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i just realized you made this like 2023

friend...

fly away..

goodbye...

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how long ago did you take this??? you gave it to me like 2 weeks ago so im guessing like

3 months ago

and also what the fuck??

@wrenfxrever

friend...

fly away..

goodbye...

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I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me

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Rant #2

Im almost at the end of Gravity Falls, and something that’s made me go “huh” recently about it is the name. Idk why, but i feel like we as humans don’t actually think deep into something’s name. like maybe a humans actually given name we sometimes think about, but with shows or movies, i guess we kind of just are like “oh these words go together to make name” and don’t actually appreciate the irony of the actual name. Like with Gravity falls for example, i find the name funny because Gravity does actually fall, but the name isn’t something i don’t think people actually would recognize the irony behind. with town names, “falls” seems like a very generic thing to add in a town name. so to me, it didn’t actually sound much different than just putting two words together, for example if you put “Sugar” and “Falls” together, even though they have no direct correlation. but “Gravity” and “Falls” does actually correlate to each other, because things fall due to Gravity, and Gravity quite literally pulls things down with it. it’s just a silly little thing that’s been keeping me thinking recently.

(Im definitely not the only one who has made this correlation, but i feel like it would waste my friends times by telling them privately about it, so instead im just sharing it to all of tumblr)

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Just two dudes goofin around

Killer belongs to RahafWabas Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

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RAHHH I LOVE YOUR ART❤️❤️❤️

2 KILLERS TOGETHER?!

(left one is Killer- and right one is Blade/my Killer lol)

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Rant 1 (maybe??)

when i think about fanfiction and romance sometimes in ask how the fuck it was even created. Romance just kinda makes sense, since it’s a hormonal factor in one’s brain, which usually people feel or express differently (taking into account the asexual/aromantic spectrum). i find it genuinely crazy how you can just feel a connection to someone, and then love them, and then maybe want to do the devils tango with them due to hormones and pheromones??? like excuse me little chemical i can’t control; i don’t want babies. the fuck you think i am? it’s not the 1950s, be woke PLEASE. Some of us, are on the asexual spectrum. kinda crazy every time i sweat, pheromones could be releasing from my body. or every time im on my period.

Maybe if i pissed my pants in front of a female they would feel attracted to me. i mean that’s the theory right?? i don’t want people to correct me for that, because I’ll feel stupid but like?? What??

Excuse me for my rambling. there will be more. and they will probably be worse.

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creek comic i took a giant hiatus on then finished

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okay so rn I’m in a South Park phase and i feel as if people should use this opportunity wisely to send requests for fanfics AAAND fanart (if South Park isn’t a dead fandom. im pretty new so bare with me).

Ships I’ll do

Literally any but especially the following

Tweek x Craig

Kenny x Butters

Kenny x Marjorine (yes ik butters and Marjorie are the same person)

Stan x Kyle

I also don’t mind X Readers.

Rules/regulations

All the characters will be aged (13+)

No smutty stuff unless they are aged up (20+)

No pedophilic stuff/ships

No zoophilic stuff/ships

No necrophilic stuff/ships

No Alpha/Omega stuff (i just can’t handle it and I would totally accidentally treat it as a joke)

I will do:

headcanons

Imagines

Multiple part series

Oneshots

Scenerios

I will do up to 3K words

Okay now please send me requests im DESPERATEEEEEEEEEEE

(Edit: I won’t do your request if you only request stuff like headcanons or a a specific ship only. you need to tell me if you want oneshots, what ship, how long, stuff like that)

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I’m officially a year older than I was before

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“Micdrop”

“*static*”

bro?? 😭😭

fuck yo' @squizstew stop wheezing ova' the telaphone' AND STOP SHITTING ON MY FANFIC