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sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

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Another awkward night with my dog

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now how the fuck do i get a paypig i need vbucks and a new vape

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🗣 17 SHOTS NO 38

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TF2 portraits in Disco Elysium style

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I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw

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big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

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Damon Albarn laughing alone with girly drinks.

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new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

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when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.