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Rising from my Tumblr grave to drop a new version of the timeline. Hi hello everyone.

While I have you here, if the new ghoulette is Air I'd like to suggest the name Tempest 😁

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A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

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new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

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I think that Phantom stays up to date on new soda releases and makes a list of ones he wants to try, but can only usually try them while they're touring because he doesn't really have access to gas stations when they're home

I think he likes to try to include everyone and pours the soda into little cups to share, he also likes to note down everyones opinions and thoughts, has a tiny little notepad for it and everything

He's creating a tier list of sodas right now and it's his passion project

I just think Phantom likes collecting data and making charts tbh....Also he really likes soda ((except for the hiccups : ())

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Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

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do not separate them…..

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Happy Pokemon day!! If youre a johto starter you either get isekai’d or become french

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You own the home you live in. The last owners painted the walls of your bedroom a horrible off white.

You fucking hate it. Every day you wake up to off-white walls and off-white ceilings and pass through your off-white door to get to the rest of the house. You feel like you've been locked up in a padded room. It makes you want to die.

So what is there to do? Well, you own the home. Go out and get some paint, a roller or two, and a drop cloth. If the color makes you want to kill yourself, you should obviously change it.

But what if you didn't hate it. What if it just mildly perturbed you? Or maybe what if you didn't, like, reeeeeally mind it all that much, but you knew that another color would make you a lot happier? Does the decision that you come to change?

Sure, it's work moving the furniture out, setting up, painting, making sure you get the edges, cleaning up, letting it all dry, etc, but isn't adding joy to your life worth the effort? Don't you owe it to yourself to subtract mediocrity and add happiness? Do you need to be miserable to envision a better life?

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excuse me while i descend into a blubbering mess because humanity can be so good. humans can be so lovely and kind. there are so many people in the world that wants to see change for the better and genuinely cares about making safe spaces and people comfortable. the bulk of humanity is so so good and it makes me want to fucking crawl in a hole and sob. people are so cute sometimes

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TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

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I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

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seb ~ sam ~ abi

the three musketeers