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Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

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"but aces and aros can be in relationships"

Yes, I know that, but do YOU know that aces and aros in relationships are still aces and aros? Do you internalize that? Are you aware that we don't just suddenly turn straight, or gay or anything else?

Yes, even demis

Are you aware that a sex repulsed asexual will still be sex repulsed even in a relationship, and so, might never fuck you?

Are you aware that a romance repulsed aro will still be romance repulsed even in a seemingly normative relationship and might not like doing typical romantic gestures and activities?

Are you aware that a sex neutral or positive asexual might not actually be sexually attracted to you at all even if they do fuck you?

Are you aware that a romance neutral or positive aro might not actually be romantically into you even if they are comfortable with typical romantic gestures?

Are you aware that our identities are just as permanent as yours?

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Petition to make Papa Emeritus IV the unholy patron saint of transmascs/trans men.

You feel insecure about your body? Copia has an hourglass figure too! His waist curves in and his hips go out. And he's still seen as a very attractive man.

You're in a situation where you have to wear makeup, or you like wearing makeup but are afraid of not passing or what people will think? Copia wears makeup every day! And it doesn't make him any less of a man.

You're afraid of acting silly or happy because society has told you that men are emotionless and violent? Copia literally rides his tricycle through the Ministry. He is a very silly man. And you can be a silly man too.

You're afraid of your future or have bad mental health? Copia donated the proceeds from his cover of Enter Sandman to charities for trans children. He wants you to live your life free of stress or worries. He wants you to be safe and happy. Just as he learned how to live Rite Here, Rite Now, you too will learn how to live Rite Here, Rite Now.

Trans men, transmascs, remember that Copia can do all these things and still be a man. And you can too. Have a good day/night <3

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Anna Haifisch

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Why is it that Tobias Forge music is so damn listenable even when it's totally out of one's usual wheelhouse? Like, Repugnant is firmly outside of anything I would normally be able to tolerate (nothing against death metal etc. but it usually puts me on edge in an uncomfortable bad way).

And yet.

Here I am on the train bopping my head while our darling Mary Goore growls and screams about all manner of foul things, directly in my ears.

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so i went to a local record store to further my journey into financial ruin and started talking to the guy about all the signed posters ect he had on the wall. he was legit and SUPER nice... we talked about metal in general for a while and ended up bring up Ghost (he had a signed Ghost poster on the wall)... he did try and mansplain Ghost to me... or rather Tobias but it didnt bother me too much... just funny...

i guess Tobias had sent him the poster a long while back to add to his collection. The guy apparently used to... is still? in a metal band called Sadistic Intent (its pretty heavy, my kind of thing but not everyones) BUT once upon a time they played/toured/did a festival with Repugnant (which is what the guy was trying to mansplain to me about... "did you know the singer of Ghost was in a black metal band before?")

so then he started telling me about Tobias, their sets were right after eachother so they were hanging out a lot, but the record store guy had NO idea who Tobias was at the time, he was just... some little swedish guy... and apparently Tobias kept making sure everyone backstage had water. so everyone thought he was a stage hand for like the first half of the festival cause he was making sure everyone else playing had everything they needed and was comfortable. adorable. the vibe being that all of a sudden he transformed into Mary to play and all the other bands shocked to see who they though was the 'water guy' or the guitar tech (apparently he also helped tune guitars cause no one was doing it?) on stage singing and being metal af.

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If you notice me reblogging

a repost

stolen art

false information

etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

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if ur a terf unfollow me and know that i hate you

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Ghoul kits are rarely born on the surface.

It’s just not ideal for kits to develop away from the infernal energies of the pits, and usually it leads to the parents being very protective.

So when Mountain is restlessly walking through the woods one night, he’s not entirely sure that he hears that little cry in the distance…

He finds a kit, around the size of a human toddler, maybe a little smaller. And absolutely no trace of the pit on them.

The little kit is dithering in the cold and curled up on his side.

Mountain’s heart aches as he rips off his own shirt to wrap around the tiny Ghoul.

As Mountain lifts the kit, cradling him against his chest, his soul bursts with the overwhelming need to care for the little life.

And maybe, he raises the little Ghoul by his own hand, keeping him as much a secret as he could. Earth Ghouls are very territorial and protective after all, add in the protectiveness for a kit away from Hell. And Mountain knows that if the kit’s birth parents ever tried to reclaim him, he would go APESHIT.

And maybe that Ghoul grows up to be Phantom.

So when Aether announces his retirement and Papa talks about needing a new Quint, Mountain goes against his want to keep his kit (albeit now a fully grown adult) all to himself,

“My kit knows how to play.”

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I still can’t get over the cat tree WITH A SLEEPING CAT IN RHRN

LOOK AT THAT BABY. THAT IS A HAPPY CAT.

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what a legend

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