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one of the projects i’ve been working on pretty much every waking hour for the last month launches tomorrow and i’ve just seen a preview and i am STOKED 

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my friend group chat is getting too much. they’re all talking about my 21st birthday and how much of an absolute STATE i ended up in. i’m like guys it was almost 5 years ago, stfu. they’re not shutting up so i’m one more smart arsed comment away from *sam has left the group chat*

peasants 

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I think you might be suffering from a broken heart.

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dear adele, i truly don’t care how many dress sizes you’ve dropped. i just want you to drop a new album. cheers babe x 

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Slightly unsure if I’m filming a topic on construction or if I’m auditioning to become the next member of the Village People, but I think I rock the look.

Another day in lockdown. Another opportunity to be an idiot. I’ve found my calling in life.

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am i the only one stupidly excited to see gillian anderson as margaret thatcher or???

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i know someone who is fairly well known (as in, been in a few big tv series and starred in a movie with johnny depp) and we met when she was already in the limelight. i’ve never really been sure if we really counted as friends because i was like ....yeah it’s probably not a thing -- but she’s just messaged me saying she misses me and wants to catch up and i’m having one of those moments of like ...i’m good enough, you know? like, sometimes i struggle to make friends because i’m such an extrovert that people assume i’m always busy or have plans when actually i genuinely have no idea how you go from meeting someone to transitioning to friendship, and jfc i’m rambling but just confirmation that i’m doing alright and doing alright by the standards of someone who is fuken awesome too

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our director: every time i call you, you’re eating cake 

me: so???

director: i’ve put on a stone just watching you. how are you still skinny?

me: blessed with an angelic metabolism babe xoxo

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TROVE.

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i gotta work across the whole weekend again and tbh all i want is a full night sleep and a bottle of wine. instead all i get is my 14th day working in a row and a bunch of deadlines

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me: *develops a crush on someone inappropriate* okay, this is just a rebound crush. i’m fine with this. it’s a rebound crush so it’ll go away quickly.

my friend: you’ve been talking about him since january, it’s not a rebound crush. you’re realising it now because there’s no alex but i’ve seen it for ages.

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Kate Bush photographed by Gered Mankowitz, February 1979.

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send help and wine

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fuck man i am working flat out to get everything completed in time for work but it’s an absolute effort. i am the only person working today too and i’m like you lil fuckers this is my 7th day straight and i’ve pulled in some 20 hour working days again. 

in other news, my alcohol consumption has increased tenfold. related? pfft

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i strive to be tanya from the mamma mia movies but in reality i’m always gonna be a rosie and i’m actually totally at peace with that