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yeah that’s like 300% my kink right there

if you have a decepticon that has a tendency to bite, please muzzle them before placing them in the stasis pod thank you ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

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Commission for @trepanties and @sunnybutte finished!

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OverPan (coloured sketch) for @trepanties and @sunnybutte!

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Alright so no joke this is literally my favorite custom toy in our toybox right now. Well, not really custom, it was ordered a Mystery Supreme? Either way, Sheep of Damn Average did a freaking amazing job of turning her Rudolph model into Thunderhoof for me. The color matching is amazing, I couldn’t be happier with it!

Also I got three of her Monkey Balls cuz they look like little Oozarus and I can’t resist.

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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Starscream x Lockdown commission for @trepanties and @sunnybutte! high res

bonus: more spongescream (im so sorry)

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(this is sunnybutte’s nsfw account just fyi) Thank you so much @cresnoir and @trepanties, this is unbelievably freakin hot.... <3 <3 <3

Valentine Commission for @trepanties Thank you for your commission!

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God bless us, everyone.

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(Sunnybutte here posting from my porn account) Thank you so much for always making our filthy dreams come true! Your work is spot-on!!

Another commission for awesome Trepanties and Sunnybutte, this time of Megatron making a very important educational material with the help of his SIC :3

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I’m starting to think I have a snoblem (a snail problem).

These are from @damnaverage who is awesome and you should buy lots of great silicone squishy things from her store (she sells a lot more than snails don’t worry)

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frisky beast hyaenodon - small size - medium firmness

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DamnAverage - Rudolph - Medium

I believe I have said many times before, Rudolph is probably my favorite toy of all time. When Rudolph got an update, I was very excited to check out the changes!

While it is definitely not a radical redesign, there are sculptural adjustments that just make it look…better. The base in particular stands out to me. The adjustments not only gave it a bit more usable length, but the wrinkles are much more defined and natural. The balls, too, got adjusted into a fun shape, which is still fairly easy to handle. They’re pretty fun to squish and play around with, though they do not have too much give in the firmness I ordered it in. The shaft has been made very sleek and refined, lacking the veins of the original, but also having more clean and defined lines, particularly around the head and medial ring.

In use, it is very sleek and the head makes it easy to insert. The curve and prominent head allow for some nice stimulation. Its consistent girth works well for people who cannot use the full length, as it doesn’t feel like you’re missing out if you cannot use the full length. Generally, I prefer using my toys as thrusting toys, so this fits that role perfectly. I find it works quite well for vigorous or gentle thrusting, but your mileage and preferences may vary.

The Medium Firmness is a good compromise between my Soft and Hard Rudolphs. It’s still firm enough to where you can feel all the details very well, but not quite as…firm, for a lack of a better way to put it. I’d definitely like to try an extra soft someday, too. I just really, really like this model.

The color, I feel I failed to photograph. It’s a shimmery blue marbled with a translucent color. The base is a deep blue marbled with Interference Blue. The shaft has a stunning amount of depth to the marble. Through the translucent bits you can see the shimmery blue underneath. It was giving me a lot of trouble to attempt to photograph it! I had to change my lighting set up to even get remotely close to getting a good shot. It’s honestly lovely in person and these photos don’t really do it justice. I tried though!

There are a few Rudolphs as well as other stock up in DamnAverage’s shop here!

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tmi tmi

I’m not one for big toys usually, but managed to take a large Chance last night and now my guts feel concave. Just the top part but still. Lordy me.

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huehueheue ♥

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My DA collection, including a Spittor Frog ( :D ), my Snoard (Snail Hoard), Chocolate orc, dual Hurricane mini Chubbs, Autumn ballless Orc, a Pumpkin Patch Above Average Alien and Drop, two Trolls and a chocolatey Rudolph!

Not pictured are the tons of squishes too... I might have an addiction :x

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Got a Hallow Night Reef and snails!!

The Month of HALLOWEEN

Here we are, finally…the air is imbued with unearthly chills, and the stores filled to the brim with copious amounts of orange.  Orange.   Orange orange orange.  You must be sick of it.

Haha! but you’re not sick of Halloween yet? it has just started! a whole month! beset upon by treacherous stores that dare stock this fabled “not Christmas” season early.  Boo to them!  Come shop with me instead.

We’ll start this one off with these adorable grab bags.  Each bag contains a bit of non-chocolate candy, stickers, and four little squish friends (fiends, possibly).  1 out of 5 will replace the fourth little squish friend with a bigger squish friend!  Listing here.

For those of you phobic of spiders and/or centipedes: While I’ll celebrate scary and macabre things with Halloween it must be done on the right terms, mental health is always a priority! Please just let me know if you would prefer not to have one or both, and you will receive a bag with additional evil smiley bats or punkins instead!

Moving on to this spooky, scary, s- pile of skulls! These delightfully twisted squish-heads are now available in a mystery listing.  Each order is for one, but if you nab three you can get the set: there’s a regular skull, pirate skull, and gentleskull.  They all come in a variety of my Halloween colors, but will include some extras like that stark white, or a ghostly green that glows in the dark.   Listing here.

Hearts are back!  They’ve been modified slightly from their previous model, are smoother all around and have some deeper groves.  The approximate palm size has been kept so they are still excellent stress relievers - it’s easiest to keep the right rhythm with your heart in your hand after all…

Listing here.

…What, it stops there? nonsense.  Nonsense!  My favorite part is next!

Halloween Colors!

Hallow Night - A three toned marble with sparkly black, shimmery cool violet, and a hidden shimmery blue that appears to shift in the light.

Blackened Blood - A black with a touch of sparkle offset by a deep, shimmery red with just the right cool touch.

Off the Bone - Specialized moreso for the skulls but like hell would I not include this on my toys as well.  Deep, shimmery red offset by a bone white.   You could call it a dessert, if you wanted to.

Of course this does not stop Punkin Patch or its Autumn themed friends from showing up in the shop!

Still not enough Halloween? Keep an eye on fellow craft toy maker RockPaperTentacles for even more skulls and awesome Halloween colors! Mmm…Witch’s Brew…

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Meet Input, a unique bot who’s favorite hobby is tangling with the most powerful mechafauna of Terrabite! One has to be properly equipped to go helm-to-helm against these mighty Beasts, and with his quick pedes and sharp processor, Input is always at the top of his game! This mech’s adventurous spark has taken him to far corners of the planet where he’s befriended Auto-bites and Terra-cons alike, always in search of his next opponent. Of course, his ‘battles’ are all in good fun, and more often than not his 'opponents’ become long-time companions…

One of the wonderful characteristics of the mechanical creatures on Terrabite is the ability to upgrade their frames as they see fit, and this mech in particular is always eager to share all the ins-and-outs of his custom array. Equipped with a generous exterior lip and snug internal grip, the workings of this valve are lined with rounded 'sensory nodules’ that spiral down to its deepest depths. Specially designed canals between each row ensure lubrication is guided throughout the entire assembly, resulting in a slick (and  wonderfully bumpy) ride! All it takes is a few thrusts and Input will have you overloading within nanoseconds!

Try this new toy in its specialty color - Upload - a marble of metallic teal and glow in the dark red!

The Input Valve is the first penetrable toy offered by Frisky Beast! Designed by Video and Theropod with a variety of anatomical needs in mind, this toy is offered in two sizes - Pocket Port and Input Valve! We’d also like to extend special thanks to LarryDraws for providing fantastic character art!

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