#dillydos

[irishladycoffee]

one time in 2022 i was a stranger things fan (i was OBSESSED.) and u was scrolling on youtube then i searched up elmax and then a elmax text story came up, i clicked on it and after i was immediately traumatized. WJAT IN THE HELL WHY WAS THERE A DILLYDO IN THAT STORY??!

[socially-embarrassing]

Istg if my bbf keeps complaining about his situationship to me imma tweak out and shove a dillydo where the sun doesn't shine.

[wtffundiefamilies]

wonderfullywicked

...didn't they JUST start courting like two months ago? Each kid seems to be moving faster and faster, like by the time they get to Josie (if she hasn't rebelled and left the compound), her courtship will probably last a week, with a proposal on the 8th day. Then she'll be engaged for three days, and be married on the 4th day

I’m guessing it was for filming purposes - this way they can milk this and DillyDos for the upcoming season and then have Kendra to follow around for the season after.  That or, again, Austin couldn’t keep it in his pants.  He seems like a little perv like his dad, so...who knows.

[oldwordz]

im sitting on the curb outside a bar waiting for a bus and some girls are talking about dildos but one of them keeps saying dillydo and I cannot tell if it's a joke

[whatareyoumadeofmandy]

Went to the bathroom and saw big ol' dillydo hangin' around

[got-coochie]

If my mom ever finds my dildo in my room and tries to have some kinda sex talk with me, I'm going to refer to it as my dillydo the whole time with a straight face

[spittor]

Alright so no joke this is literally my favorite custom toy in our toybox right now. Well, not really custom, it was ordered a Mystery Supreme? Either way, Sheep of Damn Average did a freaking amazing job of turning her Rudolph model into Thunderhoof for me. The color matching is amazing, I couldn’t be happier with it!

Also I got three of her Monkey Balls cuz they look like little Oozarus and I can’t resist.