speedymilkshakequeen

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Sorry but for some reason, my head sees queer platonic relationships as even more intensely connected than sexual/romantic relationships.

Like queer platonic feels like the EMBODIMENT of “soulmates” to me. Maybe it’s because you are truly so connected to someone else’s heart, without sex and romance to tie you together, to blind you to their flaws- and yet you decide to entangle yourself with them anyway.

It’s like the purest form of love, I think. Nothing holds you together, except for that incessant little nagging in your soul. You could live your life perfectly fine without them- they are not your spouse, they are not the parent of your child, they are not the one giving you sexual relief or romantic attention. Yet you yearn to remain with them, to spend your days with them at your side.

Idk about you guys, but that sounds like a soulmate to me.

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they really put 'everything is good and zaun is independent' AU vander in silco's manbun and betrayal fit, complete with a hound of the underground tattoo, to say, "actually if vander had come around to silco's way of thinking after the explosion in jayce's apartment, it would have worked."

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So basically, Silco doesn’t kill Vander in the alternate timeline, so everything is sunshine and rainbows, while Jayce and Viktor sacrifice themselves to save the world. So, the moral is kind of that only the triumph of doomed yaoi can stop everything from going to shit?

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they sexxed my lesbians. they transcended my gays. they doomed my straights. i love arcane

edit: AND THEY WOKED MY DADS. just remembered it

edit 2: they also WITCHFIED my girl.

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After all of my agonies this year... I needed this so much.

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So what do you think made Silco’s little heart go doki doki for Vander? Cuz I keep picturing some creep grabbing his (non existent) ass and Vander having none of it. You know just show enough strength and protectiveness to be like ‘oh wait I wanna go mining in that’

I wanna go mining in that, absolutely perfect way to put it aksduhadsi. You know what, I had to indulge myself with this trope, why not!!!:

A little different scenario but the idea is the same. Silco would fall in love with the fact Vander is so safe and that Vander and him share the same kind of passion for the cause. And also brain go brr when big big man big arm punch enemies

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“Didn’t you try to kill him?”

“The greatest thing we can do in life…”

“…is find the power to forgive.”

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I can't believe they've made zaundads canon, like, at least thrice.

I'm a certified old men yaoi enjoyer. Silco was always my fav character. i love friends-to-lovers-to-enemies type of ship. I enjoyed zaundads since their first on-screen interaction. I shipped them for the last 3 years.

in my wildest dreams i wasn't expecting brokeback mountain imagery, soft watercolour Silco in Vander's memories or idk thE AU TIMELINE IN WHICH THEY APPARENTLY CO-PARENT POWDER WHICH MAKES THEM A FAMILY????

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I am falling apart

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the act 3 ships were so powerful we all forgot about isha lmfao

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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

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Steve: DO IT!

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If I had a nickel for everytime I fell in love with an older man just to end up shipping him with another old man I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but pretty weird that it happened twice, right?

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Clark has to fight Bruce’s seven evil children if he wants to date him

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"canon season 8 of vld is not real it can't hurt you" (I say to myself as I rock back and forth looking at klance canon art in a room of white walls)

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writing isnt even like a hobby to me anymore its just that theres images trapped in my head and if i dont get them out fast enough they start rotting in there and stinking up the place