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epididymis + mood slime = ???

Um. I …

That’s! Hah, I have no idea what you are saying or even possibly implying!

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I can confirm.

Egon when you give him a chocolate:

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You grassed me up. You're on the sofa tonight.

About October

Ahoy. As predicted, October has been as busy as ever and therefore neither Raymond or I have been able to give many updates, for that I apologize. We encountered two Class Fours on Halloween night alone! I do not use exclamations lightly. I was scared beyond all rational thought. Peter screamed like a small child, but I digress. Raymond will provide his own report of the month and say how busy we were, which is entirely true and he has partaken in some of it, which I regret, although he will coincidentally leave out a very, very important detail.... that his ankle has been sprained for the past ten days. I have tried to get him to stay home, to ice it, too take proper care of it, but he has gone over my head multiple times and showed up to the firehouse. He even tried to go on a few busts, which I quickly shut down, MUCH to his chagrin. Now, I don't know what his intention is by hiding this information, but I felt it should be known. To reconcile after not allowing him on a bust (where I was completely in the right, I do not understand why he was mad at me, I did not sprain his ankle) I made him a nice cup of tea, made sure he iced and elevated his ankle, and watched Dopey Dog with him. This seemed to make resting easier. Although there has been a side affect. He treats me like a butler, which I guess is understandable, seeing as I told him numerous times to stay off his feet. I have told him I'm not the Watson to his Sherlock, in fact it would be the other way around, but he just called me a grump. I am realistic. Very busy month, I will dedicate more time to the interweb starting now, Dr Spengler

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Hello, Dr. Stantz! How was your Halloween? What kind of ghosts did you catch, if any?

My Halloween has been busy, but enjoyable. I hope everyone has had a good Halloween as well! As for ghosts, we dealt with many- but some particularly difficult Class Four's specifically. The one that particularly stood out to me was what we must be assuming a young boy who seemed to possess control over an inflatable Frankenstein - caused absolute havoc for the entire block as a 7 foot Frankenstein blow-up chased them! It was amusing until you yourself are the one being chased.

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Oh, you little shit. They did NOT need to know about my ankle! It is FINE!

About October

Ahoy. As predicted, October has been as busy as ever and therefore neither Raymond or I have been able to give many updates, for that I apologize. We encountered two Class Fours on Halloween night alone! I do not use exclamations lightly. I was scared beyond all rational thought. Peter screamed like a small child, but I digress. Raymond will provide his own report of the month and say how busy we were, which is entirely true and he has partaken in some of it, which I regret, although he will coincidentally leave out a very, very important detail.... that his ankle has been sprained for the past ten days. I have tried to get him to stay home, to ice it, too take proper care of it, but he has gone over my head multiple times and showed up to the firehouse. He even tried to go on a few busts, which I quickly shut down, MUCH to his chagrin. Now, I don't know what his intention is by hiding this information, but I felt it should be known. To reconcile after not allowing him on a bust (where I was completely in the right, I do not understand why he was mad at me, I did not sprain his ankle) I made him a nice cup of tea, made sure he iced and elevated his ankle, and watched Dopey Dog with him. This seemed to make resting easier. Although there has been a side affect. He treats me like a butler, which I guess is understandable, seeing as I told him numerous times to stay off his feet. I have told him I'm not the Watson to his Sherlock, in fact it would be the other way around, but he just called me a grump. I am realistic. Very busy month, I will dedicate more time to the interweb starting now, Dr Spengler

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As predicted, October ended up being absolute madness. Yesterday and today was mostly just us going around cleaning up the messes a lot of the spectres had created on Halloween, but it's safe to say I'm back to stay!

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Happy Halloween, everyone!

This evening has been a lot already, but we passed by a few kids dressed in their very own flight suits. Very cute.

Be safe everyone, and if you’re in need; our number is 555-2368! You know where to find us.

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Peter keeps saying October isn’t the month for casually wearing Hawaiian shirts. I disagree.

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Woke up today to find my ankle all swollen. Egon thinks it might be sprained, but I digress.

We’re just about to suit up for our next bust, today’s schedule is busy. Halloween is coming.

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Do you think janine has a thing for egon?

I used to think this. And for the longest time I thought Egon was either emotionally dense (partly true) or ignoring her (also partly true). I’m not a jealous guy, but …

Anyway. Now Janine and Louis are sort of together; They’re more casual dating than anything, but they both seem happy. Egon seems happy too. I’m glad.

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Winston and Egon haven’t seen the new Addams Family movie and I’m shocked. Me and Pete are thinking of making a stop at a Blockbuster after this bust to see if we can rent it out.

On another note, today has been super busy; Some spirit pushed me down the stairs and my ankle really hurts. I doubt I’ll have time to get it checked out though.

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No no, ‘the worm’ was the perfect way to describe the abomination you presented to me earlier. Anyway, on a rating I’d probably give it … an 8/10. A definite “This guy has some moves.” He’ll never admit it but he’s actually pretty good at dancing.

Tonight I’m making Spengler do an interpretive dance to stay the night at my book shop.

Will give you a rating from what the fuck to this man can boogie.

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Ah yes, The Creature.

What’s ur favourite animal, Dr. Spengler? (And why)

Tardigrades. I don't even have to consider it. Since I was a small child I've been fascinated by these creatures. It's been theorized that if, unfortunately, we experienced total nuclear annihilation, one of the only survivors would be Tardigrades. And me, of course, but I digress. This has always made me wonder, if they could survive nuclear annihilation, could they survive space? I would love to test that, I wonder if NASA would accept my resume. They have also survived the past five mass extinctions, can live in hot springs, glacial cryoconite holes, the Himalayan mountains, the abyssopelagic zone, within layers of solid ice, and quite literally every type of water on earth. Their resilience inspires me. They are also some species that cannibalize smaller Tardigrades. They are also loosely related to Arachnids, which deeply upsets me to a point of betrayal, but I can look past it. Thank you for this question, I hope I could share my love of tardigrades with you, Dr Spengler. (p.s. enclosed below is a print of an original drawing of Echiniscus testudo (genus of Tardigrade) which has hung above my bed since I was a child. Raymond has asked me multiple times, why I can't move it and my usual response is "why can't we remove Slimer?". Thus far, the print has not been moved.)

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Tonight I’m making Spengler do an interpretive dance to stay the night at my book shop.

Will give you a rating from what the fuck to this man can boogie.

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hello ray... i hope you are having but the most fantastic spooky seasons... I must.. ask...

for halloween, what would you dress up as? would you do a couple's costume with egon? :3

Work gets a little bit more hectic around October, what with all the spectral energy heightening ect. I must admit though, I love the business. It’s all so exciting.

I don’t think I’ve dressed up for Halloween properly for a long time, and my last one was like a skeleton pirate I think? It was for a party Pete and I went to in my late 20’s.

For this year, we’ll most likely be out on calls all night. But I could perhaps do some face paint.

@speak-to-spengler , could I convince you to do some face paint?

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Perhaps busting ghosts for an entire day straight without eating or drinking was not the smartest decision I’ve ever had.

Today I am suffering from a migraine and Peter has denied me any calls, yet refuses to be called the no fun police.

At least I have you guys though!

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Hi ray!

Opinions on meat bricks?

- a special lil guy

Meat brick? .. Uh, I don’t know what that is. Sounds like something Spengler would serve us, though.