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britain doesn't have a constitution?????????

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what is the opposite of something if not the absence of said concept

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16: buy and drink alcohol

17: become the dancing queen

18: drive wacky shnacky cars and pay taxes (choose future?)

19: become illiterate

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i wanna know 15 languages but i only know 4

how do i learn languages without learning them

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umm so i spend my days from 8 to 1 looking at a medium screen for education then proceed to look at a small screen for entertainment until its time to look at the big screen for entertainment with other people who looked at the screens all day and then the only thing I'm supposed to do without screens (fuckn driving lessons) i have to sit in a room with four screens to drive in a simulator i really think my eyes are going to just dry into lil raisins and then pop out but also i love the screens?

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well the bible fandom doesn't wanna live in the reality you just created

Why does no one believe me that minecraft used to have the language option “Australian” and that it said “It’s pissing down” every time you made it rain

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introverts in the panini

they rlly wildin out rn

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you just graduated in the art of lies, I'm getting my phd next week biatch

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the world around me is on fire. i see a woman wearing a dress of tears. she levitates in my direction, as a voice, loud as thounder but comforting as sunlight exclaims :"harmageddon may be raining down on us, but we're clothed with pieces of greater sorrow.

(You might believe we die today, but how can we die, when we're meant to be til tomorrow. hold out, so those who couldn't didn't die in vain!")

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deadly and possibly very zexy

a mind like elevator music

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a mind like elevator music

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hei vhat iis patriarchy????

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okok so i am one (1) mental breakdown away from buying a lil land on the moon for 5 bucks

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excuse you thats never gonna happen life stops at 24

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hear me out:

lava, but with teeth