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I prefer to be dramatic. How else am I supposed to deal with the clown show of life if I can't look into the distance and scream my grievances to the wind. I don't want to live life quietly any more than I already have.

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I went to Kohls today for a weighted blanket and they BETRAYED ME. Utterly betrayed ME. The heaviest blanket they had in stock was 5lbs. I need a blanket that kills me. I need a blanket that makes me feel like Atlas carrying the weight of the sky. I need to feel the weight of humanity's sins. I need it to kill me for it to matter.

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Following new people scares me. Are you like me? Are you worse? Will I regret you in a year's time, when I see you for what you are?

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I desperately need some original thoughts because right now I'm about as creative as a stale fry and that's not good for the Brain.

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Okay I haven't been active on tumblr for Several Years at this point, which means I can simply scream into the void and know it's unlikely someone will scream back.

I had a bad day at work yesterday. It's a new job, I almost cried (~~did cry~~), and I couldn't stop thinking about it. Went to pick up my prescription after work and it was BAD. Like, people were getting antsy, everything was messy, and the pharmacist looked at me the same way I looked at myself in the mirror at work and I went. Oh. She's struggling today too.

She admitted as much and maybe as bad as it is to admit it, I'm glad I had a bad day because I knew her for a second. We got to talk about our bad days while she rang me up and I was glad I had a bad day so that I could have that moment.

Like, sure, I still would've been nice, I still would've said "I totally understand, dude, don't worry about it,". Me not doing well didn't mean I magically gained empathy. But maybe I wanted to pretend that the reason the day wasn't good was so I could be the person to share that with. Anyway.

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headcanon where:

percy: *plays in the bath with his toys*

percy: I AM PERCY JACKSON, SON OF THE SEA GOD, FEAR MY WRATH FOUL TOY DOLPHIN

annabeth: *yelling from outside* you're twenty two, grow up!

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I know, right? RICK NEEDS TO WRITE ANOTHER TORY SAYING HE MADE IT BACKK!!!!!!!!

I lose sleep at night because Leo Valdez’s friends all think that he’s dead

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What else would i mean?

heroes of olympus

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Come on, it can’t be worse than Fifty Shades of Grey! ACCEPT IT!!!!!!!!! ALWAYS ACCEPT!!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS MORE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!

If I was a good fanfiction writer and someone offered to publish my work into a book, I’d turn them down in a heartbeat. I don’t want my family knowing I’m the author of terrible gay fanfiction.

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WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!? SO. MANY. FEEEELLLLLLLLSSSS

Thor #6 - “Who Holds the Hammer?” (2015)

written by Jason Aaron art by Russell Dauterman & Matthew Wilson

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Hey, buy the new Tesla car! IT COMES EQUIPPED WITH DEATH RAYS!!!!!!!

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here