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been on a scratch (circa 2015) nostalgia kick as of late. some of the wacky and wonderful characters that graced my projects included:

- blazerex, a recolor of a recolor of a man made with shape tools

- a "special 4th of july oc" that was basically just sans with an american flag themed hoodie

- my mascot, ducky, who was initially just an anthro dog with a green shirt and then a hybrid with fwog from my singing monsters and then a cyborg and then a robot and then

- literally just someone else's oc with a wrench on his shirt. his name was custombross. it was a whole thing

I hate to break it to y’all but the “cringe” that kids are doing on TikTok (and some of the famed Tumblr cringe for that matter) doesn’t hold a torch to the shit my middle school ass got up to in Scratch fandoms as a kid, circa 2015.

Yes, there were fandom communities on that little coding website with the cat.

Yes, they were godawful.

In my first week on it I got flamed by members of the Mario community because my shitty recolored Luigi OC’s backstory went against an established character that the fandom had already decided was the fanon #3 brother or whatever stupid shit.

The Splatoon OCs were so cringe that a Sonic OC maker would laugh at the unoriginality.

The comment sections made YouTube childrens’ comments look like they were written by child prodigies.

It was noxious, toxic, stupid, and cringe.

And I loved every fucking minute of it.

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fandom so small it's literally just me revisiting it

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rarity and commissions, originally by @punkitt-is-here

people on tiktok LOVED this one but the sound got removed/idk tumblr's whole copyright policy so you get the royalty free music version

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average 2015 scratch experience (ft. wetwetjo on instagram)

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to start off my huge batch of reposts from other social media, here's a dub of a jjba fancomic i did with bendyvoices and pamather.a.t. on tiktok! credits are at the end!

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WHAT

⚡ANNOUNCEMENT TIME!⚡

Coming in 2025! 

GO-MAN: CHAMPION OF EARTH is book one in a brand new comic series!

Meet TOBI, an autistic kid who transforms into a giant superhero to fight monsters! Being a hero makes him popular... but is GO-MAN just a mask he puts on for others?

Above you can read the official announcement. I'm teaming up once again with Union Square Kids who did such a good job with DEADENDIA with a special shoutout to my editor there Ardyce Alspach  and of course my agent Steven Salpeter at Assemble Media.

Also check out the amazing logo by @detetiive !!

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idk if this is even a main post type deal but enjoy almost 4 minutes of voice headcanons

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ITS FNAFTOBER ‼️

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basically I think that if your protagonist doesn’t want to fuck someone so bad it makes them look stupid, then there probably isn’t enough energy in your story. “Fuck someone” isn’t literal btw—they can want to uncover the secrets of their parent’s death, they can want to prove their worth, they can want a donut from one particular bakery—it can be anything so long as they want it so bad that they’ll make decisions that make any sane person go “are you a moron??”, with little to no forethought, or even tons of forethought and this is still the option they chose. Because they want to fuck that thing so bad.

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a quick collection of rambles and improv bits from a playthrough of the murder of sonic the hedgehog i did with my gf

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the entirety of infant island also

Monsterverse Godzilla be like:

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picked up an old godzilla band au and dubbed a bit of it. i am cringe but i am free

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hi! still making stuff! here's a dub of my favorite bit in the book of bill (ft. my gf as the girl making the call)

"Crowd Panic", "Far Off Boom", "Pans Clanking", and "Police Siren" sound effects from Pixabay

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fighting game characters when they aren't beating eachother to a pulp

bonus arizona :3

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telling people my goal is to be a showrunner is so embarrassing it feels like I’m telling everyone I wanna be hokage

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how do you tell if a boy likes you?

U just gotta ask 'em, man. Boys are stupid as shit, I'm not even kidding.