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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Somehow I haven't been using this website since I crawled out the cooch

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When I think about how badly my boyfriend's ex treated him I get so upset because how the hell can you see this gorgeous, talented, creative man and decide that your insecurities are way more important than him being happy and pursuing his passions? Like sorry girl that man is gonna be a star someday and I hope that weighs HEAVY on your soul

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When he only lets me lay on him and not the other way around because he'll "crush me" God forbid I have a hobby 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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I don't flirt, I just stare at him with my huge, horrifyingly intense blue eyes and hope that he can read the emotion in them

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Someone make an edit of any character from DMC to Diadems by Megadeth RIGHT NOW

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Val Kilmer passed away, someone please check on Dean Winchester

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I wrote a fic about it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62982505#main

Married Cas and Dean looks like Dean trying to get his four hours and Castiel, unable to sleep, stays up all night playing candy crush with the volume blaring and the screen brighter than a smiting. Of course, he's downloaded the game on his husband's phone and not his own.

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Married Cas and Dean looks like Dean trying to get his four hours and Castiel, unable to sleep, stays up all night playing candy crush with the volume blaring and the screen brighter than a smiting. Of course, he's downloaded the game on his husband's phone and not his own.

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I recently realized that the reason why I didn't allow myself to enjoy "feminine" things is not because I'm trans; because I didn't even allow myself to like girly things when I didn't even know what being trans was. It's literally homophobia. Ding ding ding! It's homophobia again. It's not feminine things, it's what stereotypical gay guys are into. My internalized homophobia got me again. (Anyway I'm getting into Lady Gaga, choreography, and Drag Race.... progress?) I feel like a baby gay but like I've known I was gay a little too long for that

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Castiel job autism arc was so real to me

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A little piece for Dean's birthday! Hope you enjoy :)

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Big Dean proposes to Cas truther

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It's my friend's birthday (Dean Winchester)

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"Hell yeah" I say to myself as I sit at my desk where I write gay fanfiction and blast megadeth while drinking a fountain dr. pepper and having my little plastic friends (my littlest pet shops) with me. Life is good.

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Dean: Hey, uh, Cas.

Cas: Yes, Dean?

Dean: You asked Jack to be your best man.

Cas: Correct. He's my son, I saw no better fit.

Dean: ...

Cas: ...

Cas: Dean, you can't be my best man. I'm marrying you.

Dean: ...

Dean: I know, but-

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Dean wakes up one morning from a wet dream (yes, at his big age).

Who other could have been the subject matter apart from his angel, Castiel?

The dream was wild.

Castiel was smooth-talking and confident, he was hot and heavy with it, and he was doing things with his hips that Dean had never seen before (and he had shared nights with professionals).

Flustered, Dean goes to get out of bed so he can take a hot shower and do away with the result of said dream.

Before he can get up, however, his door opens and Castiel is standing there.

"Dean," He says, phone in hand, his voice deep and attractive as ever.

"Within my email, I have a message informing me that I have won an air fryer. I do not eat, but I figure it could save you a lot of time on dinner since you are mighty fond of fried foods. What is the address to the P.O. box?"

Dean cracks a smile.

"That's a scam, buddy."

Castiel gives him a funny look for smiling at such clearly devastating news, but he accepts the answer and walks away.

Despite Castiel talking to him about air fryers instead of all the things he'd like to do to him, Dean has never been more in love.

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I think my mom is the main character of my life. Not because she rules it or anything, but because she's about 350% more interesting than me. Like you go, Jamie. Drop some crazy tragic childhood lore while you're at it.