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Often shown/implied to like Apples(he ate apple flavored calorie bar rations in the 06 Iblis future according to Sonic Channel Sonic Pict) suggesting they are his favorite food. Apples also symbolize sweetness, beauty, and hope for prosperity in Japanese, Chinese and Jewish culture.

Thank you @transparentcheesecake2 for telling me about apples in Chinese culture.

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happy 20th anniversary of axl's concussion everybody

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i drew this back in february and completely forgot about it lol

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more monsterframe! heres a very special boy

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sonic boom the show is a hoodwinked situation where they had the funniest writers' room ever assembled and an animation budget of 5 dollars

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tokusatsu avengers. tokuvengers? eh, idk

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Coming back to this now that the upcoming rider Gavv has been revealed to be based on, of all things, gummy candy

REJOICE, FOOD

This is 100x more hilarious than the heisei number theory that I am gonna accept it as true.

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Copies of The Lara-Su Chronicles: Beginnings are out in the wild and a few bits from it are floating around online but I still don't have my copy and have no way of tracking when it will get to me so I'm just watching in horror as people post about shit like the two(!!) Julie-Su breastfeeding scenes and waiting anxiously to see what the fuck else is in this book

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Would you still love me if I was the official Kamen Rider Ryuki Chess Pcs (12pcs) by MegaHouse

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I got nothing. That’s just a sick af finisher!

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i love making these

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Kamen Rider Build (2017) ↳ “Kamen Rider Heisei Generations Final”

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This is 100x more hilarious than the heisei number theory that I am gonna accept it as true.

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GREAT GAME ANNOUNCEMENT

It's that I'm telling you about a great game that I think you should play:

Blaster Master Zero

And of course it's sequels BMZ2 and BMZ3, if you like the first.

A SHORT HISTORY LESSON

This game is not new; it's actually one hell of a glow up and remastering of the NES game Blaster Master. A few story tweaks and overall well-needed QOL improvements were made.

This game is also not new; it came out world wide on March 9, 2017. Within a week's time to the Switch's release -- the baby Switch gets one of its first gems.

This concludes the SHORT HISTORY LESSON

PLOT TIME

*inhale* *exhale* In the Western version, our beloved protagonist's pet frog (Fred) escapes from his enclosure fishbowl and hops into A GIANT HOLE in his backyard (because nuclear radiation fallout of course). Then Fred comes into contact with a chest, like a Legend of Zelda kinda chest like Ganondorf's big hairy- but radioactive. And it mutated Fred into a giant beast that drags his once owner, and our protagonist, Jason Frudnick *cough*, to a land down under. He can't hear he can't hear the thunder. He wakes up in a big lab with a mech-tank named Sophia III. He then brilliantly decides to commandeer the tank.

And then you go on a big quest to find Fred.

*inhale* *exhale* In Japan's version, it's Frieza's galactic invasion but Goku's name is Caine but spelled like "Kane" so unfortunately no TADC reference and his spirit bomb is an armored tank. No Fred.

And then you go on a big quest to Kill Frieza as a one-man one-tank fireball of destruction. More or less.

*inhale* *exhale* In Blaster Master Zero, in an restored ice-age apocalyptic world several hundred years later, a robot-making genius, *cough* Jason Frudnick, He's like Dr. Wily in that this is important for plot reasons and not for being a petty old fool. No no no, Jason? Why... he's the young handsome inventor and general do good-er probably who's just discovered a Frog-like creature, captures it for study and names it Fred. And, once again, Fred escapes, but now through a wormhole that comes out of nowhere; and Jason chases after him. Upon exiting the wormhole, Jason finds himself in the Underground living areas humans once lived before reclaiming the surface -- now infested by mutants!. Jason enters a nearby lab and discovers a giant mech tank named Sophia III. He then brilliantly decides to commandeer the tank.

And then you go on a big quest to find Fred. And rid the underground of all mutants, Undertale style

GAME STYLE

Blaster Master (Zero) is an adventure platformer, not dissimilar to Metroid's iconic style. There are movement and combat upgrades that you can find and collect in each world. They provide access to new spaces and worlds to explore, sometimes requiring backtracking to previous worlds to take different paths to progress. Very Metroidy.

Blaster Master (Zero) is also a top down maze shooter. You see, you're always playing as a person -- often piloting a big ole' mutant-blasting mech-tank. You can hop out and enter structures, caves, and rooms. You then begin walking through the labyrinthine rooms with your space blaster. Within all these smaller spaces, you can find Weapon upgrades, upgrades to your mech-tank, movement upgrades, and much more. Some may even be guardian by super mutants! (and lemme tell you, these designs are unique or are much older than me and I'm not aware

This concludes the Recommendation. I'm very happy IntiCreates revived Blaster Master and did it so well bro you have no idea.