What Is Kung Pow Penis
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Can someone please remove my curse i am begging you
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guy after having a completely normal social interaction: i made things weird again and they hate me
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I can’t keep pretending I don’t just wanna full force bite somebody’s throat out of their neck
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my zero note flop posts will outlive all of you
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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
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I'm so not normal about the new Hozier EP and I will. Never recover from this.
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it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this
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'you have x many followers' those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.
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Reigning champion of the 0 note post competition
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they said it's rawgust, Raggy.
it's what
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me at 7am: this is hell and i hate everyone. fuck my stupid baka life. im gonna crash my car into a bridge. i dont care.
me at 7pm: ✨things are gonna be okay!!✨❤️ ✨Everyone deserves love and compassion including me!✨❤️life is so beautiful!!!! 💕✨
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tumblr really is my diary i luv screaming to the void i dont care if i make sense or not this is for me
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