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we moved the door to my room to another wall, and each time our cat has come to my room she gone to leave through the place where door was. she has just looked at the wall like "what... where has the door gone????"

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i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days

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Young Vırgınıty Club... LOL

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A genie granted me 2 out of my 3 wishes, and my third wish was for him to forget he ever met me 

He replied with “I am a genie, and I shall grant you 3 wishes”

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Apparently someone attempted to assassinate me overnight and I didn't realise until I logged onto Twitter and my mutuals publicly tweeted things like, "OMG you almost got assassinated last night that's crazy!!!" and tagged me in those tweets.

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A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing. 

The bartender asks, “What’s wrong, buddy?” The Möbius strip replies, “Where do I even begin?”

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for those wondering, room temperature in Celsius is 18-21°

the joke about how "the only right americans have over the rest of us is that a person with a room temperature IQ can buy a gun" is even funnier if you're using Celsius.

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Si vivimos en un sistema en el que cada ¿15? años hay una crisis… ¿es un buen sistema?

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the joke about how "the only right americans have over the rest of us is that a person with a room temperature IQ can buy a gun" is even funnier if you're using Celsius.

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yes

your friends love you, your brain is just mean

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that's just winter in northern Finland or any other country near the polar regions

It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies

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imagine biting down on a wool sock or a wool mitten.

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did you as a child have mostly adults or older kids as people you considered friends? if im not mistaken that might have been a sign of being neurodivergent.

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a spirit based magic system where magic is just asking spirits and ghosts to do stuff like "bring me that bowl of soup, please". Also older spirits can do more stuff and that's why witches use ancient languages like latin and koine greek.

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i desperately need this.

they should invent a ten hours of sleep you can get in six hours or less

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Dracula from castlevania?

big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now