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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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Steve Harvey: Name something a man and a woman might do on their wedding night in their bedroom naked.
Contestant: have sex.
Steve Harvey:
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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Don’t f*** with Raymond: He threw a lamp at another student and told them to “lighten the F*** up”.
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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why does everything have to be so hard. and why does my brain operate like an old laptop trying to run minecraft shaders
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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men really able to relieve themselves to women on twitter showing less skin than the doom slayer
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work
worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss
guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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somebasicbeach · 2 years ago
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