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while explaining the different smps to a friend, i mentioned callahan talks through the server sometimes and she asked if that meant servers could be alive. i said yeah sure, and then she casually presented the idea that 3rd life is a living, malicious entity that forces people to fight each other out of some sick curiosity and now i'm fucked up in the club.

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Every day I think about one of the main things Schlatt actually did in Manburg was creating healthcare because he was already sickly and scared of dying. Schlatt talked about working out constantly because he didn't want people to know he was ill. He hired Ponk to be his doctor, specifically. Schlatt knew he was dying from the beginning and I think that's so interesting /rp

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Silhouette, the Desert Eclipse.

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i think about this picture like at least once a day

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squares

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guys where is my crastle duo enthusiasm. how does Cleos final death not tear your heart out bc of Bdubs' reaction

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TNTDuo like. Canonically fucked. And they just go around being terrible people and ruining each other’s lives and orbiting around the same ultra-sun, blistering hot with harsh fingers and curled lips and their teeth are at every throat they can reach. And they’re fruity with it. All of the time. c!Wilbur literally cucked c!Schlatt, smoked 5 packs a day, scream cried himself to sleep, then he told c!Quackity all of the terrible things he was gonna do and have him watch. And then he blew up a country and died a failson at the hands of his father. Festered in hell for 13.5 years, and then came back with an obsession with some faceless heretic, and now he’s back trying to suck c!Quackitys dick in broad daylight. And he’s trying to get some by making the pushover memory-fucked secret society guy flip burgers on less-than-minimum-wage so he can piss of his capitalistic Rick and Morty levels of weirdo boyfriend.

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‘sex haver this sex haver that, antfrost is the only one that actually has sex’ sapnap has snapped

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Hear me out.... Dream, but he is an axolotl hybrid. The smiley mask is his actual face.

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Karlnap my beloved

They are so precious

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I’m a bottom and I don’t arch. In fact, i intentionally arch my back the opposite way to give the visual of a dog throwing up a bit of sausage or something. Here’s my NewYorkTimesArticle.com/bravery piece on my oppression.

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stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

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i couldn’t just stop with the “common” variety of Mooshroom, so i doodled the brown variant as well! ………and then another Mooshroom and her baby as well so the first duo would have friends to hang out with.

as with the previous Mooshroom and Mooblooms that i posted, these darlings will be available as prints, buttons, and stickers on my Redbubble, so please check out my pinned post for a link! 

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more low-res hermits and text posts!

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also while i’m ranting about gender i always see debate about whether girls are rewarded for being tomboys or not and it’s like. actually girls are rewarded for mirroring whatever the situation demands of them. girls can’t be too prissy and refuse to play in the creek, but girls also can’t show up to girly events covered in mud. girls can’t have makeup art as a hobby or else they’re superficial, but if they never wear makeup they’re a slob and dumpy, etc. it’s not that girls are universally rewarded or punished for being tomboys, they’re rewarded for bending over backwards to always be exactly right for any given situation and punished for breaking those boundaries. so yes a classically pretty girl who cleans up nice is rewarded when she can ALSO be a tomboy. but a girl who is a tomboy all the time is definitely punished for never being able to achieve that prerequisite feminine side. this debate is over now thanks

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"If God would kill indiscriminately then so do we, for we are made in his true image"

by a young technoblade, perhaps still in love