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Pizza Delivery Gay Hit Jackpot

So the new CEO decides it’s time to rid the company of slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall.

The room was full of workers.

Seeing a chance to show he meant business, he says to the guy, ‘How much money do you make a week?’ A little surprised, the young man says, ‘I make $400.

Why?’ The CEO says, ‘Wait right here.’

He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes.

He hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, ‘Here’s four weeks’ pay.

Now get out and don’t come back!’

Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, ‘Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball’s job was around here?’

From across the room, a voice says, ‘Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.’

“Money will not last. Fame will not last. But how you touch others’ lives will always stay behind!”

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A new wine taster 🍷

The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.

The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit.

“It’s a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels.” He said.

“Impressive,” said the manager.

The man is given another.

“Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”

The manager was amazed.

He winked at his secretary.

The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine.

The drunkard tasted it and said.

“It’s a blonde, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don’t get this job, I’ll tell who the father is!”

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