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OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE TINIEST STEGOSAURUS

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humans be like

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Favorite carboniferous creature?

i love all the fuckoff-huge land arthropods because there's something so quintessentially prehistoric about a scorpion or dragonfly big enough to walk on a leash like a dog, and in that regard it's really hard to beat Arthropleura the two-meter millipede. can't think of a better shape for a gigantic bug than Wide, Flat, and Full Of Legs for maximum scampering potential

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kinda wanna leave. kinda wanna ghost everyone. kinda wanna rot under a blanket. kinda wanna feel loved. kinda wanna feel wanted. kinda wanna

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If YouTube’s new AI flags you as “underage” and asks for an ID or your face, DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM.

Uninstall the app. Close the browser. Leave a 1 star review on the App Store and/or Google Play Store. Call them if you can, and don’t email as there aren’t any humans that see those.

Let them know that this new policy unfairly targets gamers, those with autism, those who watch cartoons, etc. It was never about protecting the kids.

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i think one of the best things about tumblr as a site is that it's too poor to buy AI product to inundate us with

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happy misinformation monday if u celebrate!! 🎉

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I bet it’s sooooo fun to be an actor and getting to pretend to be another character in a body swap/possession/shapeshifting plotline. you’ve gotten to watch your coworker play their role for so long and now you finally get a chance to do their silly voices and mannerisms

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this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

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I’d watch that

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freeform crochet salmon for your fishy fishy needs