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My favorite character in Endgame was Carol’s Lesbian Hair

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Don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here wondering how a show like will and grace could have thought Karen’s story arc in this season was possibly a good idea.

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Stranger Things 3 | Official Trailer 

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Why and how did I end up crying so much while watching The Good Place today? Is this not my emotional support sass???

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So when I’m flailing about in life, can I call that microdecisions?

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Billy and Frank both have a real victim complex going this ep and it would be whatever if they weren’t also treating people around them like shit. 😒

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Someone: *knocks on Madani’s front door*

Madani: *pulls her gun*

Me: lol same

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Got it?

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I don’t give a hoot

- 2019 mood

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I need all of Holt’s inappropriate pun shirts, but I don’t have the poker face to pull them off the right way. I’d instead go around snickering every time I looked down at my shirt, which would be constantly.

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one of my favorite activities during Golden Globes/Oscars season is having an opinion about who should win, and acting like my opinion is valid based on the fact that I have watched all the movie trailers.

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By Eliza Dushku December 19, 2018

The narrative propagated by CBS, actor Michael Weatherly, and writer-producer Glenn Gordon Caron is deceptive and in no way fits with how they treated me on the set of the television show “Bull’’ and retaliated against me for simply asking to do my job without relentless sexual harassment. This is not a “he-said/she-said” case. Weatherly’s behavior was captured on CBS’s own videotape recordings.

I feel compelled to chronicle what actually happened after The New York Times published a story about how CBS handled my allegations. I declined to be interviewed for that piece because I wanted to honor the terms of my settlement with the network. I was under the impression that Weatherly and Caron would also not respond per our settlement. Instead, all commented to the Times in what amounted to more deflection, denial, and spin.

Before I get into what actually happened, here is some background. CBS vigorously courted me for several network shows. When presenting the offer to co-lead on “Bull,” CBS made the case to my team that the whole Dr. Jason Bull M.O. of bedding every female interest and winning every case needed strong female balance. CBS said it wanted to pivot to a classic “two-hander” (two main characters), a la “Moonlighting.” After I accepted, the network even brought in Caron, who created “Moonlighting,” as the new showrunner for “Bull.” And so I was hired to finish the last three episodes of season one, with CBS’s expressed intention of my beginning season two as a series regular with an option for up to six seasons.

In explaining his bad behavior, Weatherly, who plays Dr. Bull, claimed I didn’t get his attempt at humor. That’s how a perpetrator rationalizes when he is caught. For the record, I grew up in Boston with three older brothers and have generally been considered a tomboy. I made a name for myself playing a badass vampire slayer turned tough LA cheerleader; I have worked with numerous leading men, including Robert DeNiro, Leonardo DiCaprio, even CBS’s own David Boreanaz. I can handle a locker room. I have been on Howard Stern and was hired by Kevin Smith for a film where I wore a black leather cat suit and played a member of an international diamond-thief-gang-ring. I do not want to hear that I have a “humor deficit” or can’t take a joke. I did not over-react. I took a job and, because I did not want to be harassed, I was fired.

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Great british bake off drinking game: take a shot every time someone says “soggy bottom”

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One of my favorite things about Tahani is how she’s always wearing heels despite how tall she is and that it makes her tower over everyone, men included. Growing up a tall girl who constantly felt less feminine because of it... I just really appreciate it.

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This is, hands down, the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life.

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Omg and Tahani still has her perfect Tahani accent

“It’s like the Xanax took me.” - Deep Thoughts from Tahani Al Jamil

D’Arcy Carden is so underrated as Janet because damn if I wouldn’t know exactly which character she was playing even before the outfit changes.

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D’Arcy Carden is so underrated as Janet because damn if I wouldn’t know exactly which character she was playing even before the outfit changes.