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EDDIE ARKADIAN is back again with a robotic, pixelated journey to the sun!  Or just a fun mix of fun jams. 1. Gemini - Robots 2. Acid Drink - Secunda Palabra 3. Nitro Fun - Cheat Codes 4. Felipe Maxime - Zero 5. Far Too Loud - Acid 9000 6. Pegboard Nerds - Bassline Kickin' 7. Mat Zo - Lucid Dreams (Pegboard Nerds Remix) 8. Aeroloid - A New World 9. Imprintz & Kloe, J. Scott G - Return of the King 10. Tomas Balaz - SAL 11. Cash Cash - Overtime (Vicetone remix) 12. Nitro Fun - New Game 13. Felipe Maxime - It's Adventure Time 14. Hellberg & Deutgen ft. Splitbreed - Collide 15. Model Style & Custom Drops - Blazing Lazers 16. E-Cologyk - Electro Warriors 17. Merk & Kremont, Dannic - Anubi 18. ComixZone - Megaman 19. Vicetone ft. Collin Mcloughlin - Heartbeat (Rogue Remix)

If you know anybody that likes big, video-gamey sounding electro mixes, I'm pretty sure this one will hit their G-spot.

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A little promo for a big monthly!

A much-liked monthly is returned to my town of Cincinnati called PRESSURE.  I was fortunate enough to be tapped to rock out at the first one next month and in hopes to generate as much attention as possible I did a little promo for the event (which is 8.21.14).   It's 24 tracks in about 45 minutes and hopefully touches a little something for everyone!

TRACK/LIST

1. I Am Legion - Make Those Moves (Teddy Killerz Remix) 2. Audio - Heads Up 3. The Upbeats & Insideinfo - Espilon 4. Neonlight - Heavy Bettie 5. Noisia - Oh Oh 6. Maztek & Cern - Multiverse 7. Fourward & Friction ft. Jakes - Battlescars 8. Dimension - Crowd Reaction VIP 9. Ulterior Motive - M.I.R. 10. Metrik ft. Elisabeth Troy - Want My Love 11. Lynx - Shimmy 12. Major Look - Kid$ of 2moro 13. Supreme Being - Loco 14. Recon - Flava (Supreme Being Remix) 15. DJ Sly & Pacso - 5 Tones 16. Six Blade - Punks 17. North Base & Jenna G - Beats So Loud 18. Dimension - Digital World VIP 19. Technimatic - Not Perfect Love 20. SecondCity - I Wanna Feel (Brookes Brothers Remix) 21. Smooth ft. Shaz Sparks - Sky's Gonna Break 22. Fred V & Grafix - Forest Fires 23. Logistics - Somersaults 24. Wilkinson ft. Tom Cane - Half Light

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EDDIE ARKADIAN - WATCH YA BINS!

It's no secret that I (SMiRK) love 2step, house & bass, and all that shuffley, wobbly, grimey goodness.  Since the name SMiRK is known for drum & bass I decided to do a little side-project with a different moniker for all things house & bass.  To kick things off I did a saucy little mix that kinda rums the gamut of things I love - say hello to EDDIE ARKADIAN!

B. Traits ft. Elisabeth Troy - Fever (Roll Out Mix)

Nu Era - Give It All (Bass Mix)

Arka - I Got What You Need

Cleerbeats - Pull That Back

Duke Dumont ft. AME - Need U 100% (Artful Bootleg)

Stereo Mars - East London

Snide - Get Back

Rico Tubbs - Babylon Fall

AC Slater ft. Tigerlight - Clouds On Fire

Route 94 ft. Jess Glynne - My Love (Royal T remix)

Kove - Love For You

Bruno Mars - Treasure (DJ Kue Garage Edit)

Petey Clicks - Da Feelin'

Jay Robinson ft. Tigerlight - The Ride (Night Version)

Royal T & Flava D - On My Mind (Verson Two)

Conducta - Let Go (Distro Remix)

New York Transit Authority - Swarm

Stanton Warriors ft. Eboi - Jerk That (Mafia Kiss remix)

Branko ft. Eloq & TT the Artist - Dirty Works

Los Ghosts - Go Low

Otto Von Schirach - Bass Low

Donae'o - Check My Swagga Out (Mike Delinquent remix)

Deekline & Ed Solo ft. Million Dan, Kidd Money, MC Flipside - Number 1 Champion (Mike Delinquent remix)

Mike Delinquent ft. Lady Leshurr - Step In the Dance

You can download this heavyweight RIGHT HERE!  (right click > save target as)

<3 <3

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SUMMER 2014

This time of year is always my favorite.  The few weeks right before Summer when everyone's excited that it's finally warm and there's leaves on the trees and blankets on the beach.  Every year I try to do a mix that captures a few of the vibes I really like to feel in this time and they're always the most fun podcasts to do.  So here's 2014's Summer mix:

You can feel the sun on your skin and in your brain HERE HERE HERE

I will put it on soundcloud with a tracklist in a few days.  For now just grab it on my little ol' blog in the link above  :)   SHARE AWAY!!!  <3

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DANCE HARD DIE HARD PODCAST #34

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1. Joe Ford ft. Tasha Baxter - The Moment

2. Animal Defection - Donkey (Hanzo & Randie remix)

3. Blue Screens - Strike One (Part II)

4. Loadstar - Under Pressure

5. Dabs & Safire ft. MC Lowqui - Hideout (June Miller remix)

6. Dimension - Crowd Reaction

7. Optiv & BTK - Zero Tolerance

8. State of Mind & Perceive - Mr. Cover Up (Neonlight remix)

9. Ed:It - Sound Killer

10. Taxman - No More Anthems

11. Rene Lavice - Where My Ladies At

12. Dementia, Rregula & Disphonia - Doom Loop (Mefjus remix)

13. State of Mind - No Operative

14. Drumsound & Bassline Smith - Phantasm

15. Mob Tactics - Wasted

16. Insomniax - Digital Murder

17. Delta Heavy - Apollo

18. Black Sun Empire - Don't You (State of Mind remix)

19. Fourward - Phase Align

20. Bohemian - Moonstruck

21. Mefjus & Insideinfo - Mythos

22. Emperor - Precursor (Mefjus remix)

23. Rockwell - Sick of It All

If you like it, why not share it with someone else?  :) 

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SINES OF LIFE

Take the ride HERE! (<== Right click > save target as)

1. Drumsound & Bassline Smith - Nicaragua 2. Swindle ft. Terri Walker- Running Cold (Roni Size remix) 3. Cyantific - Ice Cream 4. Metrik - Break of Dawn 5. Ray Foxx ft. Rachel Collier - Boom Boom (L-Plus remix) 6. Tantrum Desire - Fly Away 7. I See Monstas - Evolution 8. DJ Fresh ft. Rizzle Kicks - Skyhighatrist (instrumental) 9. DJ Friction ft. Arlissa - Long Gone Memory 10. Dimension ft. Bailey Tzuke - All I Need 11. Six Blade - Lightbox 12. DC Breaks - Proton 13. Koven ft. Folly Rae - Make It There (The Prototypes remix) 14. Fred V & Grafix - Basilisk 15. Crystal Castles & Feed Me - Love Is All I Got (Friction remix) 16. Sub Focus - Turn It Around (TC remix) 17. Wilkinson - Like It Hard 18. Danny Byrd ft. I-Kay - Red Mist VIP 19. Drumsound & Bassline Smith - Serious Business 20. Chase & Status ft. Moko - Count On Me (Andy C remix) 21. Break - Music Is Better 22. Wilkinson ft. Becky Hill - Afterglow 23. Metrik - Out of the Fire 24. Ad-Apt - Need Your Love (Cyantific remix) 25. Sub Focus - Endorphines (Fred V & Grafix remix) 26. Wilkinson ft. Iman - Need To Know 27. Subliminal Cuts - Le Voie Le Soleil (L While remix) 28. Dimension & Skankandbass - Arcade 29. Ellis Dee & Twista ft. Marie Louise - Touch Me (T-Phonic remix) 30. Mindscape - Ultrasonik (Magical Gravity remix) 31. T-Phonic ft. Katie's Ambition - All Night Long 32. Ellie Goulding - Hanging On (Sigma remix) 33. Spectrem ft. Beckon - Catch Me If You Can 34. Drumsound & Bassline Smith - Breaking Badboy 35. Dizzee Rascal - I Don't Need A Reason (Mampi Swift remix)

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Gaining the Edge!

This is a fairly aggressive new mix that rolls from moombahton to drum & bass and finishes with a few big trap joints!  As always, if you listen (please do!) and like it, PLEASE share it with someone!  Share it with EVERYONE!  <3 <3

Gain the edge and crush the adversaries RIGHT.HERE.

1. Delta Heavy - Empire 2. 501 - Smash! 3. Dodge & Fuski, Culprate - Vice 4. DJ Kentaro - North South East West (Tha New Team remix) 5. Far Too Loud - Trailmixing 6. Jacob Plant ft. Majestic - Mosh Pit 7. Figure & Nick Thayer - Astro 8. The McMash Clan - Shere Khan 9. Koven Ft. Folly Rae - Make It There (Habstrakt remix) 10. Stylo G & Sister Nancy - Badd (TC Remix) 11. Nu:Logic - Grizzly 12. Tha New Team - One Fifty One 13, Carvar & Clock - Miskatonik (Joe Ford remix) 14. Addergebroed - Shadows (Culprate remix) 15. Mefjus & Icicle - Contemporary 16. Phace - Shitstorm 17. DC Breaks - Gambino 18. Mind Vortex - Gravity 19. The Qemists - No More VIP 20. Mind Vortex - Catapult 21. Andy C - Work Out 22. L-Plus - Rock That B 23. Dose - Bounce Off 24. DC Breaks - Slugs 25. Hive - Neo (Audio Remix) 26. Chase & Status ft. Pusha T - Machine Gun 27. Kairo Kingdom ft. Vice - Take That (Filth Collins remix) 28. Phetsta - Drop That 29. Linkin Park - I'll Be Gone (Vice remix Ft. Pusha T)

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DANCE HARD DIE HARD PODCAST #33

It's been a little while, I know.  But this was worth the wait, I promise!  A butt load of feel good tunes, a touch of electro, and then some of them neurofunk slammers to round it out.  As usual, if you listen (please!) and like it, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE share it!  <3

1. Danny Byrd - Throw Ya Hands 2. DJ Fresh ft. RaVaughn - The Feeling 3. Brookes Brothers ft. Chrom3 - Carry Me On 4. Hamilton - U Had It 5. L Plus - Faces 6. Monsta - Holdin' On (Skrillex & Nero remix) 7. DJ Fresh & Diplo ft. Dominique Young Unique - Earthquake (Delta Heavy remix) 8. DirtyPhonics & Foreign Beggars - No Stopping Us (Smooth remix) 9. Fourward - All That Matters 10. Dilemn - One More 11. Dillinja - Twist Em Out (Proper Villains remix)/Dillinja - Twist Em Out 12. Loadstar - Warrior 13. Zed's Dead & Omar Linx - Cowboy (DC Breaks remix) 14. Wilkinson ft. Arlissa & P-Money - Heart Beat (Mind Vortex remix) 15. Wizard ft. Rebel MC & Lady Chann - Phenomenon One (Benny Page remix) 16. Telekinesis - Diablo 17. Noisia & The Upbeats - Dustup 18. Neonlight - Computer Music 19. Rudimental ft. Alex Clare & John Newman - Not Giving In (Ed Rush remix) 20. Optiv & CZA - Journey Inwards 21. Example - All the Wrong Places (Calyx & Teebee remix)

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SPIRIT GUIDE VOL. 1: LIGHT

Let me help guide your spirits to the highest of places with this mix!  28 spirit liftin' tunes running the gamut from drum & bass, electro, moombahton, trap, and back again!  In the coming weeks I'll have Spirit Guide Vol. 2: Dark -- so you best be gettin' on that yin & yang life, son!

DOWNLOAD YOUR ANIMAL HERE!

1. Mr.Groove - I Don't Care About Tomorrow (Blame remix) 2. Raw Theory - Flight Path 3. Porter Robinson & Mat Zo - Easy (Mediks bootleg) 4. Hashtag - Language Barrier 5. J-Majik & Wickaman - Lift Me Up 6. Mind Vortex - Arc 7. Loadstar - Refuse To Love 8. maxNRG - Danger Zone 9. Disaszt - Till the Sun Comes Up 10. A-Trak & Zinc ft. Natalie Storm - Like the Dancefloor 11. Drumsound & Bassline Smith - One In A Million (Wideboys remix) 12. Danny Howard - Apex 13. Shock One & Metrik ft. Kaiza - Lazerbeam (Skism remix) 14. Milo & Otis - Siren (just one) 15. Shock One & Metrik ft. Kaiza - Lazerbeam (skism remix) 16. Shock One & Metrik ft. Kaiza - Lazerbeam 17. Jenn D - Lose It (Loadstar remix) 18. Wilkinson - Take You Higher 19. Brookes Brothers ft. Haz-Mat - Love Line 20. Shimon & James Marvel - Ice Block 21. Danny Byrd - 4th Dimension 22. Delphic - Baiya (Brookes Brothers remix) 23. Tantrum Desire - Guided Rhythm 24. Fleur & Cutline - Broken Mirror (Tantrum Desire remix) 25. Fleur & Cutline - Broken Mirror (Specimen A trap remix) 26. 12th Planet & Mayhem ft. Pennybirdrabbit - Whoops 27. Nicky Romero - Symphonica (Bare remix) 28. Silver Medallion - Stay Young (Udachi remix)

If you feel the need to howl, PLEASE SHARE!!  <3

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JUKE JUKE JUKE!!

Dance Hard Die Hard badman Hyperkid (aka Knight Call) has put together a saucy little juke mix just as the weather heats up here in Cincinnati!  He got dem cuts from Riff Raff, Leatherface, Prime Slime, Candyman, DJ Spinn and more.  Crank this shit and step ya footwork game up!

Grab the mix HERE!  (right click > save target as > twerk)

As always - PLEASE repost if you're feelin it, leave a little love, and drop Hyperkid a tweet @djhyperkid

<3 <3

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I'M BAAAAAACK!

It's been a couple months since I've done a podcast and for that - I'm sorry.  It's been a hectic few months for me and for all of the DHDH fellas.  I got married in Mexico to my wonderful girlfriend of eight years!  You hear her every time you listen to a podcast - she's the voice in the intro!  It was BEAUTIFUL down there.  We've also been doing some house hunting which a huge pain in the ass.  Hyperkid got married to his lovely wife Whitney (my wife was the photographer), and Kevinsync's baby boy turned one!  Big life thangs.

I am set to be back on track with (hopefully) two podcasts a month from now on - so let's celebrate, bitches!

Grab that slippery, slimy bitch HERE HERE HERE!!!  (right click > save target as)

1. The Upbeats - Undertaker 2. Calyx & Teebee - We Fall Away 3. Mindscape ft. MC Coppa - Critters 4. Dom & Roland - Strobe 5. Neonlight & Receptor - 800 Pound Gorilla 6. Black Sun Empire & State of Mind - Tripel 7. The prototypes ft. MC ID - Blackout 8. Mindscape - Bubblegun 9. Ulterior Motive & FD - Drum Circle 10. Enei - Centrifuge 11. Insideinfo ft. Girl X - Real World 12. Optiv & BTK ft. Sam Willis - Understand 13. Mindscape - Warp Zone 14. Rockwell ft. Kito & Sam Frank - Childhood Memories (Neosignal remix) 15. John B Ft. Kirsty Hawkshaw - Connected (McMash Clan remix) 16. Bluescreens - Trap 17. Hashtag - Shit Bangs 18. Xilent - Do It 19. Spor - Ziggurat 20. State of Mind - Azwell 21. Mob Tactics - Peroxide

If you weren't sure you wanted it before, but then saw the tracklist and said "holy shit that looks slammin!" HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN!

Thank you guys again - and PLEASE tell someone and share the SHIT out of this!  <3 <3  Next one January 1st!

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PROPHETS & PROFITS

This project we've had on the back burner for a while - it was in a pot steamin' & brewin' but now it's time to stir it up - watch out don't let it burn you, boo!

PROPHETS & PROFITS is a collaboration between SMiRK, a cold mafucka who's heart beats are 808 kicks, and i-EL, one of the most versatile MCs to land in Cincinnati in a hot minute.  It's a small collection of dark, rolling drum & bass tunes selected & mixed by SMiRK accompanied by bars upon bars from the mind & lips of i-EL.  Press play, throw your hood up, and let your head swim around in the warehouse vibe.  Big heads burnin' duckets!

1. June Miller - Walls of Jericho 2. Ulterior Motive - Divergence 3. Mayhem - Shibuya 4. Break - Framework 5. Dom & Roland - Rollstar 6. S.P.Y. - Bloodshed 7. Gridlok - Dirtball 8. Upbeats & Trei - Wear & Tear 9. Cern, Dose, & Teknik - Huntsville 10. Phace & Rockwell - Rat Race 11. Neonlight - Frozen Tape 12. State of Mind - Dead in Detroit 13. Treo & NC-17 - Black Magic 14. Spinline - Medellin 15. Royalston - Late Nights 16. June Miller - Snap Case 17. Jade & Mastif - Hyperion 18. Imprintz & Kloe - Tzolkin (Xilent remix)

DOWNLOAD HERE! (right click > save target as > become a tru_hed)

A super special shout-out to Nick Ray for the engineering!

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Firecat451

We here at Dance Hard Die Hard champion those local (*cringe*) DJs and producers who have seen the bigger picture and are head & shoulders above the droves of people who haven't quite seen the aforementioned 'picture.'   My friend Firecat451 is one such person.  Being involved in the Cincinnati/Columbus scene for what we in the biz call 'a grip', he's been able to maintain a steady flow of crowds & fans as well as stay up front in the music game.  Oh, he also MCs sometimes ;)

Since he and I have worked together so many times I invited him to give us a little exclusive somethin-somethin.  This is what he delivered.  An hour of feel-good bass for the windows down changing of the seasons!

Netsky - Love has Gone (Dub Phizix Remix) Amaning - Waters of Mars (Original Mix) Nu Direction - Soul Function (Original Mix) Rusko - Thunder (Tantrum Desire Remix) Benny Page feat. Mr.Williamz - Top Rank Skank Baby Demo - Must Be A Sign (Refix) Murda - Ganja Farmer (Original Mix) Dj Ku - Junglistas Massive (Original Mix) Jaybee - Lessons Learned (Original Mix) Aphrodite - Superman (jungle remix) Aphrodite - I Got Five On It (dnb remix) Snow Patrol - Open Your Eyes (Marky & Bungle Remix) Dj Fresh ft. Ravaughn - The Feeling Erb N Dub - Drum Addict (Original Mix) Maroon 5 - One More Night (SRP Remix) Aphex Twin - Avril 14th (Terravita Drumstep Remix) State of Mind & Axiom - Deadzone (State of Mind Remix) Feint - Horizons feat. Veela (Stan SB remix) Isaac Maya - Just Be Good To Me

Get hip HERE HERE HERE!  (right click > save target as)

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The 70 min. Getaway

Here is my latest full length mix!  A hefty collection of drum & bass, dubstep, and trap that I've been using to make the walls of my home shake violently for the last few weeks!  Enjoy the shit out of it!

Buckle up & push the pedal to the metal HERE! HERE! HERE!  (right click > save target as > drift out of reality)

1. Matrix & Futurebound ft. Luke Bingham - All I Know (Smash & Grab mix) 2. Loadstar - Bomber 3. Shock One - Way You Move 4. Mattix & Futile - Burn Out 5. Tantrum Desire - Get With It 6. Sub Zero ft. Grimm - Why Can't You See 7. Shufunk - Nasty Girl 8. Loadstar - Passenger 9. Stanza - Runaway (Disaszt remix) 10. Dodge & Fuski - Come Again (Phetsta remix) 11. Delta Heavy - Get By (174 mix)/(original) 12. 501 - Chasing Stars 13. Hirshee ft. Sue Cho - Hold On to Love (KillaGraham remix) 14. xKore - Stabs 15. Stinkahbell ft. Psy:am - Hot Poo/Doctor P ft. Jenna G - Neon (Roksonix remix) 16. Filth Collins - Bomb Bass 17. TNGHT - Goooo 18. Willy Joy - Eyes Wide Open 19. Lunice - I See You (Girl Unit remix) 20. Foreign Beggars ft. Donae'o - Flying To Mars (12th Planet's Martian Trapstep mix) 21. Kanye West ft. Big Sean, Pusha T, 2Chainz - Mercy 22. Filth Collins - Show Your Teeth 23. Birdy Nam Nam - Goin In (Skrillex remix) [Goin Down Hard edit] 24. DC Breaks & Skism - Killer (Tantrum Desire remix) 25. Far Too Loud - Lightbringer 26. Konflict - Messiah (Noisia remix) 27. Mark Knight ft. Skin - Nothing Matters (Noisia remix) 28. Upbeats & Noisia - Blindfold 29. The Prototypes - Pandora 30. Nymfo & Black Sun Empire - Battlefish 31. The Prototypes - Abyss 32. DC Breaks - Move Closer/DJ Hazard - food fight (VIP) 33. Drumsound & Bassline Smith ft. Tom Cane - Through the night (club mix)

Thank you so much for taking the time to check it out!  As always, if you like it, please please PLEASE share it with everyone!  <3 <3

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A stupid rant showcasing a lackluster opinion

 Studio Pushes "Gangster Squad" to 2013 (via cnn)

Things like this really bother me.  Maybe I'm just way too insensitive.  Maybe I read more than Fox News & CNN.  Tragedies happen all the time.  You can't predict them, you can't control them, and sometimes something in your life is going to coincide with a tragedy in the most meaningless, harmless way but somebody somewhere is going to make you feel like an absolute prick about it.  This "Gangster Squad" movie was probably shot a long time ago.  The scene which is causing the commotion is when a group of men in the 1940s step through a theater screen with their tommy guns blasting.  This is not the fault of the director or the studio or the actors.  It's just an unfortunate coincidence and I don't think the studio or the director or the fans or movie-goers should be kept from doing their work or being entertained or anything else because of one crazy fuck.

    What ever happened to "if you don't do your day to day stuff the terrorists win" ?  I feel like our society caters to people who don't want to face reality.  Just like the complete non-news news story of Daniel Tosh trying to shut a heckler up by any means necessary.  There was talk of canceling his show and reworking various episodes of his new animated show because of content.  Really?  Because one person out of a nation-wide sold out tour disagrees with a single joke?  I am all for equality.  I find every culture to be fascinating.  I think anyone should be able to marry anyone they want.  Etc.  Etc.   But that doesn't mean I can't find the funny in a good racial stereotype joke or a completely off-color joke.  The beauty part is if I don't like it, I can simply avoid it entirely for the rest of my life.  The problems come when you start to cater to the one guy who doesn't like what the other guy has to say because it's offensive and crazy.  So the powers that be will tell the "offensive" man he can't do this anymore, but the one pot-calling is free to shove his end of the world, Jesus-coming-to-kill-us-so-we-can-live-forever speech down our throats like we're baby birds.  You have to stick with it across the board.  You can't cherry pick.  Somewhere in this country I bet there were a group of kids at a Summer camp who had a bully put turds in/around their mouths while they slept as a "joke" one time.  Yet "Human Centipede" came out (you can even buy it at Target).  Hell, it even got a sequel!

Where's the line?  Sure we can push a movie back so we can alter one scene, but if they can do that I don't want to see another war movie come out because I had a cousin get a purple heart in Afghanistan and it's just too hard to think about.  No discussion of rape in a poor attempt at humor while on stage at the very place where it should be ok to do so?  OK, but I don't want any black comedians doing "the difference between white folks and black folks" jokes because I'm white and I find it offensive.  The censorship battle has been going on for ages (it's older than your grandmother!  Sorry....)  and it seems like every "group" is calling out every other "group."  Just man the fuck up.  There are things in this life you are not going to like.  YOU are not liked by someone right now.  I'm willing to bet as you read that last sentence you were like "yea, so?  I do what I want and don't give a fuck who doesn't like it!"  SO TAKE THAT MENTALITY AND APPLY IT TO EVERYTHING.  Someone else is going to do something you don't like.  He doesn't give a fuck if you don't like it, just like you don't give a fuck if he thinks your whack ass haircut and upside down cross t-shirt are embarrassing.  We could save a lot of money on antacid, tylenol, and stress balls if you just take a second to breathe before taking to the internet to demand the entire world be like lil' ol' you.  Isn't this one of the lessons your parents tried to teach you while you were growing up: it's a cruel world out there so you'd better be prepared.  Instead we're all whiny fucking babies (I'm whining right now).

What happened in Colorado is a gross, heinous, unbelievably sad thing.  It's sad on both sides, considering he mailed that package to that psychiatrist a week before the event detailing a shooting he wanted to commit along with self-addressed stamped envelopes implying he wanted to hear back.  It sat unopened until yesterday, I believe.  Could that have been just an evil genius way to set up a defense?  Since I'm so goddamn cynical I'm going to say "sure."  But you know what's worse than a single rape joke and even worse than the murder of 12 innocent people in a movie theater?  The thousands and thousands of women being raped in Africa and the men over there being killed by little boys.  Where are the internet cries about that?  Oh, right, that stuff is probably too morbid for you to want to read.  Where's the line?

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BOSS RUSH! Round 2!

Bringin this bitch back to the top!

A lot of people have been asking me to put this back up, so here you go!  Deep space drum n bass & dubstep! BLAST OFF HERE! (right click > save target as > press play)

1. Rido - Detonate 2. Black Sun Empire/Bulletproof/State of Mind - Roulette 3. DJ Vadim - The Terrorist (The Prototypes remix) 4. Break Pitt, Tenchu, KOS - Still Rocking 5. L Plus - Yellow Star 6. S.I.N. - Gambler 7. Metrik - T-1000 8. Masai - Heretic 9. Body & Soul - Crisis 10. Camo & Krooked - Shoreless 11. KG - Feel The Beat 12. Cyantific - Bounce It 13. Smooth - Micro 14. Kaleb - Dusty Blinds 15. Kaleb - Megaman 16. Cube - Night Trip 17. Blokhe4d - Great Cities 18. Telekinesis & NC-17 - Micronaps 19. Neonlight & Hedj - Hammerhead 20. The Prototypes - Breathless / Breathless (Rollz remix) 21. Chase & Status - Fire In Your Eyes ft. Maverick Sabre 22. Nero - Me & You 23. Phetsta - Run You Down ft. Raija Lee 24. Muffler - Move 25. Katy Perry - E.T. (Noisia remix) 26. Lea Luna - Hearts On Fire (Bare remix) 27. Lea Luna - Hearts On Fire (Havocndeed remix)

HERE'S THE LINK AGAIN!

Also, check out the rest of the fresh to death BOSS RUSH artwork by the gentleman known as KevinSync:

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PODCAST #31 - neurofunk biznuz

Straight to the point - no nonsense.  Press play - consume energy.

1. Calyx & Teebee - Scavenger 2. State of Mind ft. Thomas Oliver - Parasomnia (Jade remix) 3. Neonlight - Frozen Tape 4. Fourward - Space Car Wash 5. Bulletproof & State of Mind - Roulette (Gridlok remix) 6. Noisia - Tryhard 7. Prolix - Who Run It 8. Noisia & The Upbeats - Dustup 9. Phace - Stresstest 10. Rockwell - Constantcomplexrhythmicsound 11. Jade - Lazer Tag (Neonlight remix) 12. Xilent - Twisted 13. Hadouken - Parasite (Break remix) 14. Gridlok - Blender 15. Neonlight & Mefjus - Hot Glue 16. Dyamorph - Caterpillar (Species - Jedimaster remix) 17. Rusty K & Lee-Mon - Devil's Show 18. Species - Jedimaster (remix) 19. Noisia & Phace - Imperial 20. Xilent - Evolutions Per Minute

Turn yourself into a machine HERE HERE HERE!  (right click > save target as > become a cyborg)

As always, if you listen to it and you like it, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE share it on Facebook, twitter, reddit, christian singles, etc.  Word of mouth goes a very long way in convincing someone to press play!  <3 <3