Maize, he/him, 7 hobbies include: blowing bubbles, knocking things over, digging
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Keeper..
I frew up..
(Maize has a very silly habit of not finishing swallowing before he slithers around, so he spits up some water sometimes. Sometimes he sprays alot and it hits the door like this!)
#worry not#hes always well hydrated and his vet can attest!#hes just weird#i gotta try to record it because it makes the goofiest cartoony splat sound when he does it#like it does not sound real but i swear hes like this#maize the snake#smiley maize#reptiblr#corn snake#snake
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It's my Birthday! I'm 8!!
Keeper says im gonna get a surprise!
#im gonna find him a second ball#its been 4 years since i adopted this goofy little guy#hes so perfect and i love him so much#my sweet dumb wormy baby#maize the snake#smiley maize#reptiblr#corn snake#snake
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It's my Birthday! I'm 8!!
Keeper says im gonna get a surprise!
#im gonna find him a second ball#its been 4 years since i adopted this goofy little guy#hes so perfect and i love him so much#my sweet dumb wormy baby#maize the snake#smiley maize#reptiblr#corn snake#snake
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Hi Riften can you come out and play Toys with me?
#they dont actually interact but i think its very cute when they watch each other when one is out#or rather Riften is intrigued by Maize#im not entirely sure Maize even notices theres another snake or anything beyond “fun forbidden playground” in that tank#maize the snake#smiley maize#reptiblr#corn snake#snake#riften mention
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It'll work!! Stop laughing!!!!

Trying to fit Ball in cave with me
Its not working yet
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Trying to fit Ball in cave with me
Its not working yet
#hes been excavating slowly#its absolutely not fitting in the door tho#he is so determined and we love that about maizey boy#maize the snake#smiley maize#reptiblr#corn snake#snake#ball
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Last night too Loud
Not a fan
#maize has heard fireworks nearby for the first time and hes been very angry about it#some were set off on our street and nearby and hes been huffy and offended by this#out of my 3 beasts hes the only one who cares which is really funny#maize the snake#smiley maize#reptiblr#corn snake#snake
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How big is Maize's enclosure? My snake's current one is *technically* large enough, but I've been thinking about upgrading.
I have Maize in a 4x2x2 foot enclosure, just enough to stretch out and some height to climb!
When he's not just sleeping in the dirt, that is...
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I'm Critter!!

Submitted for classification by @stranwyne "What would my pet worm boy @smiley-maize be considered by the masses?"
(admin's note: per the linked blog in the comment, Maize is in good health. An open mouth can signal respiratory distress in snakes, but Maize has a differently-shaped jaw due to a birth defect and holds his mouth open because it is comfortable. He can close his mouth, eat, and drink as normal.)
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Ooooo what am i?

Submitted for classification by @stranwyne "What would my pet worm boy @smiley-maize be considered by the masses?"
(admin's note: per the linked blog in the comment, Maize is in good health. An open mouth can signal respiratory distress in snakes, but Maize has a differently-shaped jaw due to a birth defect and holds his mouth open because it is comfortable. He can close his mouth, eat, and drink as normal.)
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Felt like a Big Smile day
#he looks so sweet when hes smiling#but watch out#he WILL wipe drool on you#or cough on you...#hes a very sweet boy but hes a nasty boy#one of his many charms tho#love my nasty wormy baby#maize the snake#smiley maize#reptiblr#corn snake#snake
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ACK!
Caught Watching...
#at 9pm the worm awakens to watch tv and watch me like a little creep#he doesnt want to be percieved or held during this time#just his creep hours..#he just likes to stare!#maize the snake#smiley maize#reptiblr#corn snake#snake
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Makin shapes today. Trying out a Ovals.
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Let Me In

#pls allow my worm boy entry#he loves people and attention so much#maize the snake#smiley maize#reptiblr#corn snake#snake
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🪱 Worm Gaming Hours 🪱
#needless to say he was not very helpful at oblivion...#Maizey.. please my boy... we gotta lock in and save tamriel from the oblivion crisis#maize the snake#smiley maize#reptiblr#corn snake#snake
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My loge..
#his new nap spot is propped on the branch like that#maize the snake#smiley maize#reptiblr#corn snake#snake
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Was too nakey after shed for tumblr...
#lmao my freshly shed snake is somehow mature content#a neon orange smiling corn snake is somehow too phallic for the bot#what are yall trainin that thang on that it thinks THIS GUY is a peener#maize the snake#smiley maize#reptiblr#corn snake#snake
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