SMILE • 30 • SHE/THEY • BI ACEemo music, the cw's supernatural, and me all peaked in 2005, and yet, here we are!
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i get high & start actn like joe biden
#my favorite thing is when i lose my train of thought mid sentence i call it a joe biden buffer#because man always looks like he's buffering#warmonger that committed genocide and should have never run for a third term and put us in that mess#but damn was he unintentionally hilarious
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hot topic is kind of gerbert posting on main btw
#STOP LMAO!!!!#this is a fucking deepcut#either an elder emo or someone who REALLY gets the emo lore#good shit#musical sense
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How are my sweetie pees
#trfdfdsdsasafdds#WE'RE GOOD :)))#also this is life with juju every day#he's so invasive personal space??? idk her <333333#and i love him for that~
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I think it’s so funny when there’s a teen drama and the biggest bully is goth/punk/a metalhead. Is that really happening in any school in America?
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LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) written by Diablo Cody
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I think all dating norms need to get like 30% more aspec and polyamorous and everyone in the universe would be so much happier
#literally how i date as an asexual with aromantic tendencies#and i couldn't be happier once i figured that out about myself#do i enjoy a date and kissing the homies? yes ofc!!!#do i have the romantic threshold capability for monogam??? oh god no fdsxfdsfrdds#and definitely NOT the libido either lmao
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Seinfeld – 4.02: The Trip Part 2
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Hey what's this I'm hearing bout Trump ordering that your gender is whatever yours were at conception? Are y'all all females now or what
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does anyone else remember when joe biden said there was “at least three genders”. genocidal warmonger but that was funny as hell
#the problem with biden AND trump is that they're both actually funny#biden because he doesn't know what the fuck is going on and says stupid shit#trump because he does know what's going on and says stupid shit#now if only they were spewing this back and forth at a nursing home instead of you know running the fucking country
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trump in 2016: if they run bernie I'm fucked
trump in 2020: if they run bernie I'm fucked
trump in 2024: if kamala runs on anything remotely leftist I'm fucked
liberals for all eternity: we need to be even more conservative than the republicans to win
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can’t wait for Trump to die in a cybertruck explosion and the Secret Service finds out that there was no assassination, it just did that
#the other day at work i compared cybertruck's to when jimmy neutron's dog played dead and it would just explode#ngl think i'm pretty close with that#except instead of playing dead they just die#elon WISHES he was 1/6666658th as smart as jimmy neutron
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tomorrow joe bidens gonna go to the white house and try to get in and he'll stand in front of the doors like a confused dog when they won't let him in
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#me 'well it can't get worse right?'#elon musk: *does a nzi salute*#like......please someone tell me this is the matrix this HAS to be a simulation
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blink-182 is just straight green day
#thought of the day#but no i have this thought a lot#i was talking about music with some of my coworkers today and mentioned how I don’t like LOVE blink 182#they all acted surprised because ‘but you love emo and pop punk!!!’#which yes true#but I explained to them that blink 182 never really felt FOR me#like they clearly were targeting a straight male demographic (and it worked considering how many 25+ yo men I know that love blink)#whereas green day DID resonate#and i attribute that more to a theatrical nature of their music#(like they had a literal Broadway show lmao)#and ofc billie joe’s queerness coming into a lot of the music#and anyway when i explained it like this they all got it#and if they got it I KNOW the tumblr girlies (gn) will too#green day#smile.txt
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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'
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Taking these 3 things to the vet. And yep. you guessed it. Putting them down
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