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*gets tumblr account*

*post tumblr posts on tumblr*

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So the wifi stopped working

And I went downstairs to check why it wasn't working of course, and my mom said "told you so" to my day and he gave her five bucks They made a bet about if I'd come downstairs after the wifi was turned off

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Can someone please tell me what would happen

If we all said the exact same word at the exact same time? Like would it be really super loud or would we only be able to hear ourselves

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Only in Canada

I kicked somebody by accident and they said sorry #you know you're in Canada when

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That awkward moment when your surgeon shOVES A TOOTH IN TO YOUR SINUSES

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At a dentist office

Dentist: hi how are you today Me: *with dentists hands in my mouth* "goophft"

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I've come to that point in the school year where becoming a stripper doesn't seem so bad

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"wow you're short"

Really? I haven’t noticed, I’m shocked! Maybe that’s why I always have to look up to people!

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"stop being so anxious"

Wow! Thanks! I no longer have anxiety! You are a miracle worker!

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I'd live to be a math teacher

I’d literally do nothing but make maths puns all day If I was a math teacher “Hey guys, let’s do SUM math ” “There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator” “Only a fraction of people understand my jokes”

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Working at a fast food restaurant

When you get off work at a fast food restaurant and it feels like Satan is personally breaking all your toes

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People who pay with exact cash is the backbone of our nation

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So my friends and i were at subway and there was this girl in front of us and all we hear from her is: "how big is a six inch"

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same

romantic poem 4 ur tru love

You so awesom

yuo so cute

u make my heart 

go noot noot

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I wish I could do this just once

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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I just made a noise that wasn't human!

Season 11. Here. We. Come.

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Ok so you know how one of the producers in supernatural in named Robert singer. I was thinking, what if bobby faked his death and produced the show to tell people what actually happened and warn them about everything!