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I just realized that Snape is basically magical Gordon Ramsay.

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Houses in an argument

Gryffindors: pick fights just bc

Hufflepuffs: try to find middle ground

Ravenclaws: want to be right

Slytherins: want you to be wrong

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snape: i just want you to know, as the head of slytherin

snape: if you ever need to talk about anything

snape: please, please

snape: don't come whinging to me

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Hogwarts houses

Because everyone is telling people what house they are, let’s break it down and build on to my series about hogwarts houses and personality types.

Gryffindor: Extroverted, class clown, can talk about tiny things in their day forever, charming, enthusiastic, very emotion-based, and optimistic

Slytherin: Introverted, lacks patience, super competitive, never gives up on a task, not afraid of a little risk, often want to be leaders

Hufflepuff: Extroverted, calm, the meddler, does not like arguments, always helps people, emotion-based, values relationships highly, loyal

Ravenclaw: Introverted, thinks a lot before (or while) they talk, very analytical, rationality-based, know-it-all, actually knows it all, thorough 

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This gave me chills wtf 😭

I don’t even remember where I heard this, but at some point, someone said or wrote or some entity beamed down into my brain the fact that in Heathers, Veronica is a perfect example of a moral Slytherin and J.D. is a perfect example of a corrupt Gryffindor and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.

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Honestly, I don’t trust the Wizarding World quiz cause no matter what I choose I always get Hufflepuff. SO—if you want a more accurate answer, the website linked here is all of the questions on the Pottermore tests (instead of 8 questions you have to answer you’ll answer all of the questions at once to get a more accurate answer).

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I can’t be the only one who thinks that the sorting quiz results can be a bit wack.

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Us: Slytherins are all adventurous and sexy and they make Hufflepuffs blush-

J.K Rowling: Hufflepuffs hold public masturbation sessions in their common room :)

Us:

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Calling Slytherins sarcastic, edgy people who are always pissed off is all fun and games until you realize when those jokes are all you say about Slytherins or about being Slytherin is exactly what reinforces the stupid stereotypes

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Secrets of Slytherin no.78

One of our biggest problems is that we love being alone but hate being lonely.

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Ravenclaw: Oh well, there are plenty of fish in the sea

Slytherin: There’s plenty of trash too.

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Slytherin: Wow, Gryffindor can pull off anything.

Ravenclaw: Yeah, he can pull off my shirt.

Slytherin: ...Dude-

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin: Same.

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Gryffindor: Slytherin, why do you hate me??

Slytherin: I hate everyone.

Gryffindor:

Slytherin: You're not special, Gryffindor.

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Ravenclaw: You can't spell "independent" without "depended"!

Slytherin: And you can't spell "go fuck yourself" without "FUCK YOU".

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@hogwartsonline | hogwarts is home

"Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus"

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Slytherin: Being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised