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When everything's made to be broken

The best song from a movie where Nicholas Cage plays an angel.

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Thank you to @cnnblclwn for a couple suggestions!

I'm thinking about initiating a challenge for myself. This challenge will be for the month of March.

Once a day, I will write a sentence or paragraph. Each sentence or paragraph will build off the one from the previous day. By the end of the month, the whole goal is to see if I made a story that makes sense or not.

The only thing is...I'd need a beginning.

Im thinking of letting the comments write a beginning, and I'll draw at random which one it will be, but I don't get many comments 🙃.

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I'm thinking about initiating a challenge for myself. This challenge will be for the month of March.

Once a day, I will write a sentence or paragraph. Each sentence or paragraph will build off the one from the previous day. By the end of the month, the whole goal is to see if I made a story that makes sense or not.

The only thing is...I'd need a beginning.

Im thinking of letting the comments write a beginning, and I'll draw at random which one it will be, but I don't get many comments 🙃.

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Someone mentioned Lilith as Pride, and while that is an interesting theory, this post was my own theory.

Lilith as the sin of Pride wouldn't work with my theory for a couple of reasons:

Lilith wasn't born in hell. She was cast down into Hell by heaven. The theory centers around the Sins being born in Hell.

Lilith is currently on a beach likely in heaven.

Finally, Lilith is Queen of Pride just as Lucifer is King of Pride. The ring where the sinners reside, which makes them King and Queen of Sinners.

So, no, I didn't miss the opportunity for Lilith as the sin of Pride. It simply didn't fit with my theory. If I decide to explore other theories in the future, I will. But for now this is my current theory.

Theory time!

So... everyone is talking about the 7 deadly sins from Helluva Boss, but I have a theory. You may disagree, you might agree, but the theory has been discussed with a few other huge fans in person.

Lucifer IS NOT a sin.

I have reasons to back this up;

So, as we see with the sins, they're generally born in hell. Lucifer is a fallen angel. He was not born in hell.

Lucifer is the King of Pride. Pride as in the circle of hell that the sinners reside in, not the sin itself. In fact, we rarely see Lucifer act on the sin itself, really only when Alastors involved.

He has a throne in the courtroom...because he's the highest authority in hell. The hierarchy lists him as such, followed by Lilith and Charlie and THEN the sins. He didn't have to show up to the trial because it wasn't necessary for him to.

The sins could be as followed:

Asmodeus- Lust

Bee- Gluttony

Mammon- Greed

Belphagor- Sloth

Leviathan- (both heads could represent different sins) Envy and Wrath

Satan- Pride

Now you might wonder why I list it this way, but have you noticed the way Satan talks? He brags about creating the imps, claims to have ruled hell before Lucifer fell, he's extremely prideful when his authority is questioned, etc. And he has his own personal guru master imp for when he almost breeches into the sin of wrath.

So

My theory is that Lucifer is not a sin. Do with that knowledge as you will.

Also

Leviathan representing 2 separate sins just makes sense to me. My headcanon is that the head closest to Mammon is Envy and further from Mammon is Wrath.

I did stew on the idea that Satan would be Wrath but with the way he talks Pride is just more...Satan. If that makes sense.

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Theory time!

So... everyone is talking about the 7 deadly sins from Helluva Boss, but I have a theory. You may disagree, you might agree, but the theory has been discussed with a few other huge fans in person.

Lucifer IS NOT a sin.

I have reasons to back this up;

So, as we see with the sins, they're generally born in hell. Lucifer is a fallen angel. He was not born in hell.

Lucifer is the King of Pride. Pride as in the circle of hell that the sinners reside in, not the sin itself. In fact, we rarely see Lucifer act on the sin itself, really only when Alastors involved.

He has a throne in the courtroom...because he's the highest authority in hell. The hierarchy lists him as such, followed by Lilith and Charlie and THEN the sins. He didn't have to show up to the trial because it wasn't necessary for him to.

The sins could be as followed:

Asmodeus- Lust

Bee- Gluttony

Mammon- Greed

Belphagor- Sloth

Leviathan- (both heads could represent different sins) Envy and Wrath

Satan- Pride

Now you might wonder why I list it this way, but have you noticed the way Satan talks? He brags about creating the imps, claims to have ruled hell before Lucifer fell, he's extremely prideful when his authority is questioned, etc. And he has his own personal guru master imp for when he almost breeches into the sin of wrath.

So

My theory is that Lucifer is not a sin. Do with that knowledge as you will.

Also

Leviathan representing 2 separate sins just makes sense to me. My headcanon is that the head closest to Mammon is Envy and further from Mammon is Wrath.

I did stew on the idea that Satan would be Wrath but with the way he talks Pride is just more...Satan. If that makes sense.

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Everyone be talking about character development but why is nobody discussing how blitzø went from

"(What) The fuck is insurance?"

To

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Stolas unleashing his inner theater kid during Mastermind

Like ‘cmon look at him

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I can't fuckin dance with you without -come here- gettin inventive.

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This sequence was absolutely beautiful

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#this has a whole new meaning now

HELLUVA BOSS 1.06 - Truth Seekers 2.11 - Mastermind

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I feel like this would have been his reaction anytime he actually was in that chair

"don't stop on my account"

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Apology Tour | Mastermind

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I do love it when they make him spin.

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Vassago needs more screentime!

My first post on Tumblr!

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I can't believe this needs to be said but...

Can we stop attacking Stolas for how he handled himself? He loves Octavia, and he loves Blitzo̶. They're the ones he loves the most.

Yes, he was on antidepressants to deal with the abuse from Stella. She openly stated how much she hated being married to him and treated him like crap. She even plotted his murder AT THE DINNER TABLE.

Yes, during Mastermind he chose to save Blitzo̶. Even given everything that happened between them, Stolas still has strong feelings for the imp. He chose Blitzo̶ for more than one reason. When Stolas slept with him the first time, he genuinely felt wanted and that he could love him, something he never felt from his own wife.

Yes, he stayed with Stella for Octavia. He genuinely loved her as a father but sometimes parents fuck up. It's life! She's also a teenager, and while she is justified, she can misunderstand the situation just like anyone else. Stolas even tried calling her for a month after he snapped out of his self-pity party.

Stolas' actions may not be what everyone wants, but one thing no one has even stated is...depression hits everyone differently. He just shuts down when he feels all is lost. Stolas is quick to make certain decisions because of anxiety, too. Why else would he give up everything without taking the time to think about it?

He didn't consciously make the decision to abandon his child, but one of his two greatest loves was in danger and he was saving him whether or not it cost his life.

Octavia was never in danger except for her gaslighting mother and uncle, which have basically had a whole month to poison her opinion of her father. And yet, she still tried to bring Stolas his happy pills.

Please just remember: these fictional characters from Hell are very human. Ironically, they may be more human than some actual humans.

That being said...I've watched the episode multiple times already.

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It was absolutely beautiful

Stolas beating the shit out of Andrealphus >>>>>>