slenderjerma

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How to be a slender

Step 1: make people collect something

always confuses the hell out of me when someone sends an ask that's just "you follow someone problematic" with no name or any description of what they've done. bitch what do you want me to do find their pages?????

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HELL YEA!!!!

slender man

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id let them live in my house :)

Soyjack condiment containers in the antique mall.

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Yummy ! :)

Reminder that raw pumpkin is ! Edible

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my greatest creations come about when I'm at work and should be doing literally anything else

like im literally making a PNGtuber right now and figuring out how to work OBS

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Wpuod yall like it if I geared this blog more towards creams and ointments?

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How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't?

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Energy drinks are a miracle food

Have you ever been constipated and then had 250mg of caffeine?

Literally instant cure

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Dead internet theory, but its actually just this app I use to record and post karaoke

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Some of yall have no idea what "renter friendly" means and it shows

Like the video will be "do this simple and easy renter friendly hack for hanging up artwork!" And they proceeds to use super glue and hotglue on the wall and say "there are no nails or screws, so it is 100% safe!"

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Thinking about the time in highschool where our class really hated put English teacher and she left to do something before class started and we got bored waiting for her and we took all the text books in the class room (we had a lot for some reason) and we basically Amontillado-ed ourself by stacking them infront of the classroom door.

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"Haha did you even taste it?"

I EAT EFFECTIVELY AND EFFICIENTLY

IF IT TASTES GOOD, ITS GONE

IF IT TASTE BAD, I WILL EAT IT QUICK TO GET IT OVER WITH

I FINISHED EATING IN 8 MINUTES AND NOW I HAVE MORE TIME TO GO PLAY GAMES

YOU TAKE 30 MINUTES TO FINISH 1 SANDWICH? NOW YOU HAVE LESS TINE TO PLAY GAMES

GET ON MY LEVEL

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I FUCKED MY TRASHCAN!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!

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Well, here he is

I love him so much

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I bought everything and so far Dorian is THE HOTTEST character, dont at me

(Or do, I want to hear which ones you like :3)

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I hate the sun, why tf is it so hot, I can feel the sweat rolling down my ass Crack

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Ask game?

weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:

chipotle order?

thoughts on veganism?

a specific color that gives you the ick?

mythical creature you think/believe is real?

favorite form of potato?

do you use a watch?

what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?

brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

first thing you’re doing in the purge?

do you think you’re dehydrated?

rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

an anxious compulsion you do everyday?

your boba/tea order?

the veggie you dislike the most?

favorite disney princess movie?

a number that weirds you out?

do you have an emotional support water bottle?

do you wear jewelry?

which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

would you say you have good taste in music?

how’s your spice tolerance?

what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

last meal on earth?

preferred pasta noodle?

ask me anything !

leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!