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girls: exist

me: god..... i have to lie dow....n .. . thank u for blessing this earth,, , with such beauty

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that may or may not be an ill be around more announcement im not making any commitments yet

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tfw youre so mia only an email informing you that youve been mia for an alarming amount of time can snap you out of the trance

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I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

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Macbeth, Act 1, Scene 5.

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James Potter after drinking Polyjuice Potion in the girl dorms: So a friend of mine saw James Potter take of his shirt at quidditch practice and he said that James Potter had an eight pack. That James Potter was shredded

Lily: James Potter is a punk ass bitch

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goodness grandma, what big paws you have you fucking furry

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three johns all with varying last names followed me in a row 

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“casual sex doesn’t exist!” shit you’re right. competitive sex only. grab the gamecube controllers, no items, fox only, final destination

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no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

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it was probably a branch then yeah done in by a twig smh 

Ah, I know where you drifted. I think a branch might’ve done you in. That or just an eerie background noise.

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hes a nosy bastard thats why

little he says that why them sucker behind us threw that side glance at your way

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uh sometime before the woods scene with caleb  i woke up when he was climbing on that log or whatever and there was that sudden clicking right before the faller fauller? however you spell his name thing

I can’t believe you were lulled asleep. Just when did you start closing your eyes?