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it keeps happening

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I wanna see a how it's made episode for uncrustables. I need to know what happens to the crusts.

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Yeah that tracks

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*winding up my metal baseball bat*

BE...

*smashes it into your skull cutely*

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I think I see Mr Krabs as a viable punching bag because he's a capitalist

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airplanes should play videos of meat processing basically nonstop with no means of volume control or turning off the screen

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my dad always says "it's not trespassing if you're not planning to do anything bad" which as a legal argument wouldn't get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

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why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

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she's a fucking UNIT !!

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As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

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just something about an unkempt 35-50 year old man built like a vintage refrigerator that makes me act funny that’s all

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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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he's so fucked up