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Are you being a good girl?
no I’m chewing on electrical cords
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fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

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“why are you so tired all the time” God is killing me! thanks for asking
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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
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my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex
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