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Going to residential see y’all in a few months
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let it be known i fuck with salvador ramos and adam lanza and fuck them kids
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happy dannypocalypse!! (20th anniversary edition)
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this just in Ghost Rockstar Ember McClain caught smoking weed in a denny's parking lot
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Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
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ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴋɪᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴜᴍᴘᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴋɪᴄᴋs ୭ ˚. ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ʀᴜɴ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ʀᴜɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ʀᴜɴ ᴍʏ ɢᴜɴ ୭ ˚. ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴋɪᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴜᴍᴘᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴋɪᴄᴋs ୭ ˚. ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ʀᴜɴ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ʀᴜɴ ꜰᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴜʟʟᴇᴛ ୭ ˚.
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Jeckole Good Luck Babe Animatic.
TW: Nicole is hanging around at the end. Aka death.
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my horny ass could not be around Eric and Dylan's bodies 😭😭🙏🙏
#tccblr#tcc tumblr#columbine 1999#teeceecee#eric columbine#dylan columbine#eric and dylan#eric 1999#dylan 1999
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this is so beautiful i have a tear running down my arm
fanfic trll me how u like it ok
dylan: eric a girl behind JEW 💜
eric: JEW ? WHERE ? *gets mad and angry and eyes turn red*
dylan: n no oppa !!! i meant behind you !!! s stop !! *tries to calm down his alpha*
eric: *growls and pushes dykan away* i . . . . . i can smell it . . . .
your judaism .
dylan: w w wait! im a good christian boy, trust!! please, i'm a skibidi slicer!! *covers his scent glands*
eric: its too late . . . . . . SUPA NIGGA AWAY !!! *does blackface and wears a skintight suit and flies away*
dylan: w wwait...im pregnant...
eric: *doesn't heaer him*
two years later
dylan: *taking care of 12 ericlings bc he was pregnant with two litters bc of eric*
eric: *rich sigma, lots of bitcoin, walks around and seesdylan* sup jew ... who are these Freaks *sees one that looks like him* Dylan are these... my pups....? *tears up*
dylan: y ya... alph.a ... i sidnt think you'd ever come back... *kisses arric*
eric :wow this litter was Masive
ericling one: You know what else is massive?
hawk 2: uhhh
other ericlings , harmonizing : Low taper fade
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a day in the life of eric harris in the sims 4
do homework
potential baby daddy spotted (geoffrey landgraab)
change clothes for some reason
say hi
ask for sex after getting to know him
run home bc he said yes
get interrupted by bob and eliza pancakes (should he fuck bob?)
fuck the old man
switch positions
move to the bedroom and keep fucking even though you've been doing so for 3 hours
clip through the wall while giving geoffrey head
four hours strong. he's gotta be pregnant
go the fuck away tom
ERIC WHA T THE FUCK ARE YOU DOUNG
take a pregnancy test
it came back negative
sex again
still not pregnant
FINALLY PREGNANT
oh he's not happy about it (also where i noticed i forgot a bathroom mirror)
eat cereal naked
sleep bc youve been rawdogging it since 11am and its 10pm
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the one day im not on tumblr shit like this happens
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Has this been done yet?
(Btw my commissions are open 👁️👁️)
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The Finished Animatic!!!
I’m so excited to share this with everyone!! This is definitely the biggest project I’ve ever done before and I’m so proud with how it came out
Enjoy the little gay ghost guys!!!👻👻👻
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Rip Eric Harris you would have loved Mutter 😔
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