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To all my RolePlay blogs who follow my main, I will be off of Tumblr for a bit, I’ll be back on soon though, I’m sorry I haven’t been on lately due to work and getting myself a State ID that should have come in the mail already but naw XD I promise I’ll be back soon. With this new job at Fed Ex, it is much better pay and I get my whole day after my shift! X3 Love y’all guys!)

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Asexual advice for non Asexual people

For example: this is what I am.

Asexual: The main definition is of a person who doesn’t not find someone sexually attractive at all. But there is more. My definition, the one that has to do with me, is a person who does not wish to partake in the sexual or physical nature of a relationship if I so choose to be in said relationship.

I am an Asexual Virgin who yes does want a relationship but one without the sexual aspect at all. I can love you all the same, completely and whole heartedly, but we do not need to fuck for me to feel that way. Because honestly it’s a waste of time and to me it’s useless to do. I’d rather stay a virgin and that is my choice. Respect it and I’ll respect you.

I do not want to hear another damned fuck tard say i will duck somebody one day, or call me a child because I don’t do the “adult” thing and fuck somebody, or tell me I’m broken, stupid, I haven’t found someone yet, I need to fuck somebody to be happy or try and force me into it when I’ve told you flat out multiple times no, and I’m very uncomfortable.

I’m sorry that I am very comfortable with what I’ve chosen. And I am actually happy I’m a Virgin and Asexual. I always have been and no I do not need to find the “right person” or “have to have it first to say I don’t want it or not.”

Sex does not make me happy or an Adult. I am already one without that. Thanks

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Reblog this if you're Fandomless OC friendly.

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Skulduggery chuckled and shrugged, “Well same goes for you, dear sir! I thought I beat you up somewhere and stuck you in the cage, but as we can clearly see, you are here,” he lifted his hands to the other, continuing with the joke, “And why would I not be vulgar? I am acting my age!”

So, How would you deal with an elemental that's set itself up as a deity over a considerable village of people? It's relatively benign but it does take any gold or precious stones that pass by on trade route, and demands worship from the villagers in exchange for protecting them.

“Well too be honest that actually doesn’t surprise me,” he said after a good bit of thought, “Nefarian Serpine did do that some time ago, and he was an Elemental. ....And to be honest I believe I did it at least once when I was young and stupid, but the demanding part I see more as Nefarian’s thing. He did have a large god complex about him that even tiffed me off.”

He chuckled and rubbed the bridge of where his nose should have been with his thumb and forefinger and continued, “Especially when he’d torture me, he made it a point to tell me about pretty much everything going on in his life.”

Skulduggery made a slight shutter. That was for a whole different reason entirely though.

Then he finally thought about the question and answered it point blank, “I’d turn the daft cunt into dust with a very old magical scepter.”

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“Oh hi! I don’t think I’ve seen you before.”

Skulduggery chuckled to the other softly, “And neither I, you! So hello all the same! What brings you here?”

Skulduggery wasn’t wearing his disguise today, because he wasn’t anywhere public or even well known, he wanted a big break from the city and he was sitting in a chair enjoying the scenery around him. It was a nice day and he wanted to enjoy it.

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eyyy skele-man... can ya 'bone' people, or are you an actual skeleton that can't due to no genitals?

“Very funny,” he let out a playful sigh, “Sadly I have no fun bits anymore, I can’t really do anything much anymore.”

He answered, “So I’m entirely skeleton, no bits or bobs that any normal person has, just, literally a walking skeleton..”

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TRUTH OR DARE

send my muse one question AND one dare. my muse will have to choose whether to tell the truth or accept the challenge!

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(Skulduggery is accepting questions of any kind by the way! Be it NSFW or not ask away! XD)

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“Oh it’s you,” he couldn’t help himself, and he had a very telling sarcastic tone in his voice when he came back with his own comeback, “Do tell me where I should sheathe it!”

He turned around and slapped his nonexistent butt at the man, “Because if you tell me right up my arse, I’ll let you know I’m bi and I’ll enjoy every second of it. So do tell me where I should sheathe it!”

That was supposed to be funny. He hoped it was, even though no one would know he had a large grin plastered on his face even if he didn’t have a face.

So, How would you deal with an elemental that's set itself up as a deity over a considerable village of people? It's relatively benign but it does take any gold or precious stones that pass by on trade route, and demands worship from the villagers in exchange for protecting them.

“Well too be honest that actually doesn’t surprise me,” he said after a good bit of thought, “Nefarian Serpine did do that some time ago, and he was an Elemental. ....And to be honest I believe I did it at least once when I was young and stupid, but the demanding part I see more as Nefarian’s thing. He did have a large god complex about him that even tiffed me off.”

He chuckled and rubbed the bridge of where his nose should have been with his thumb and forefinger and continued, “Especially when he’d torture me, he made it a point to tell me about pretty much everything going on in his life.”

Skulduggery made a slight shutter. That was for a whole different reason entirely though.

Then he finally thought about the question and answered it point blank, “I’d turn the daft cunt into dust with a very old magical scepter.”

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“I’m failing to remember what I expected when I signed up for this.” (Eve)

“This is news to me,” he said with a chuckle, “Apparently I have to sign up for strange things happening to me too. I wish it was as easy as that.”

He threw his head back a bit like he was going to have a good old laugh, “Expect the unexpected, lass”

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So, How would you deal with an elemental that's set itself up as a deity over a considerable village of people? It's relatively benign but it does take any gold or precious stones that pass by on trade route, and demands worship from the villagers in exchange for protecting them.

“Well too be honest that actually doesn’t surprise me,” he said after a good bit of thought, “Nefarian Serpine did do that some time ago, and he was an Elemental. ....And to be honest I believe I did it at least once when I was young and stupid, but the demanding part I see more as Nefarian’s thing. He did have a large god complex about him that even tiffed me off.”

He chuckled and rubbed the bridge of where his nose should have been with his thumb and forefinger and continued, “Especially when he’d torture me, he made it a point to tell me about pretty much everything going on in his life.”

Skulduggery made a slight shutter. That was for a whole different reason entirely though.

Then he finally thought about the question and answered it point blank, “I’d turn the daft cunt into dust with a very old magical scepter.”

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📎 mermaid au mostly cause I know there is a myth about a corpse/bone whale that brings misfortune and I see it

(Pffft!! XD I wonder how that would work with Skulduggery, how would he even swim with just bones and no actual fins? Knowing him he’d use his Elemental powers in some way to make him move, my guess it might be either wind or water.

And isn’t that thing freakin enormous? That would be extra bad on the other’s part if Skulduggery was that thing’s size. XD Yeah I think I’d do it!)

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“You know what? I like you.” Rikku said.

Skulduggery stared at the lady with those empty eye sockets of his for a small bit. This blonde haired girl had some set of balls just walking up to a complete stranger like Skulduggery, and funnily enough, he was in his disguise that showed absolutely nothing of what he was.

Skulduggery tilted his head to one side and moved his gaze to meet the young lady and gave his best chuckle through the large purple scarf currently wrapped around his mouth, and in his friendliest buttery smooth Irish voice, “How can you like me if we’ve never met before? Thank you kindly, but to be honest I’ve actually never seen you before in my life!”

That was a jest, a joke, he was actually expecting her to have a great comeback. That was the kind of air she gave off about her. Or from what he saw anyway.

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Intriguing Impression Starters

“You don’t look like… much…”

“So nice to finally put a face to someone I’ve heard so much about.”

“You aren’t what I expected, but I hope to be surprised.”

“Well… this is awkward… uhhh hello.”

“I’m failing to remember what I expected when I signed up for this.”

“Not gonna lie, you were incredibly intimidating at first… still kind of are.”

“We seemed to have gotten off on the wrong foot.”

“Seems that the rumors and reputation are indeed being lived up to.”

“So I’ve heard some things…”

“You were the LAST person I expected.”

“Sparring partner huh? I think I can take you.”

“Me? I’m not anyone particularly special.”

“Haven’t heard of you whatsoever.”

“I’ve known you for five minutes and I think we’re already friends.”

“You and me are gonna get along great.”

“This is absolutely not working out.”

“Clearly there needs to be some ground rules established.”

“You’re going to be my sparring partner?”

“You know what? I like you.”

“Not working out. Nope.”

“I’m sorry but looking at you doesn’t scream ‘fighter’ to me.”

“I really hope you can make a better second impression.”

“You get one more shot. I hope it will change my mind.”

“I’m here to apologize about before… can we try again?”

“Well this is certainly… incredibly interesting. Nice to meet you.”

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He tilted his head again as he stared at the tear above him then turned his head to her slightly in response, “I can reach it yes, but I’m not sure it’ll em...Work I guess? How about you tear it and I’ll hold you up so you are the first to get out. You have more meat on your bones than I do, so...” he made as much of a shrug as he could and chuckled at his little joke to lighten the mood.

He then pressed his back against the wall of whatever they were inside of and forced himself to an awkward sitting position then patted his shoulder to tell her to hop on.

He thought out loud this time and what he said sounded a wee bit morbid, “You know, this moment kind of reminds me of a time when I was just a bag of bones. Literally. I was actually just a bag of bones once. It was hell putting myself back together but at least this time I have a friend, and I’m not having to put body parts back where they’re supposed to me.”

Yes it was morbid, but it was his try at another joke, because in all honesty, he didn’t much like being cooped up in this tiny place for long, and he needed to get out to find where they were, and what happened to them. If this went swimmingly, he’d want to record this event to laugh about it later, but if not, he’d bury it deep with all the other horrible memories he had.

“You’re really close, young lady...” (these two haven’t interacted yet, how about now? XD)

Kitt had no idea how she had managed to get herself trapped in this room. It felt a lot like a small and very cramped closet .. Yet, she could not find a door. There wasn’t much light as she felt around trying to look for a door knob .. Or a switch of some kind at least.

However, the felinoid quickly realized that she wasn’t trapped in here alone as someone suddenly spoke up. Gasping in surprise, she turned her head up to the source and could see a mostly shadowed, taller figure pressed up next to her. She had initially thought it was just a bunch of cloth and clutter that she had been leaning against. 

“Huh!? .. O..Oh! .. Terribly sorry about this! .. I didn’t know someone else was stuck in here as well” the cat woman quickly apologized. Although at the moment, it was not possible to move much and she was pretty much stuck to the stranger’s side.

(Lol! This is going to be quite the introduction for these two, no?” XD) 

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I love this man right here