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“There’s a bounty on returning you. However, they didn’t say you had to be alive. I recommend shutting up if you want to stay alive.”

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Well, I fell off the face of the Earth for a bit bc of college and my life, but I’m returning to do stuff. Expect a starter or two in a few~

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cr1tikal meme 

i’m gonna call your parents and tell them you pissed all over the house. then i’m going to piss all over the house to really sell it.

let me just murder this asshole real quick.

although my physical appearance may not look it, i am human.

he’s got some serious wheels, but i’ll take him down.

be advised,  POTUS has gone crowd surfing.

i’m gonna coat this bitch in grapeseed so he slips and kills himself. that’ll teach him.

he looks like he’s about to cry. he looks like he’s in perpetual misery.

your mouth says “not bad”, but your eyes say “everything’s bad.”

you can’t tell by my face, but i’m happy too.

what the fuck is going on? is this guy trying to speak underwater?

phones cant mumble, where the fuck are you from, you neanderthal? 

this is some hogwash and a half.

he’s a big strong man, with big strong nipples.

tally-ho, pussy.

it’s four o’clock; time to scream.

i am thor with a smaller hammer and less lightning. 

he’s ready to break some dicks and eat some bricks.

son of a fucking open door.

this dirty boy don’t ever get clean.

got the hang of what, small micro-penis dick-man?

is that a french fry wearing a plaid shirt?

i don’t think he fell asleep. he looks like he was shot by a high caliber sniper round.

today i am answering life’s most troubling questions: who made backpacks? 

look, i’m sorry i hit you with my axe a couple hundred times.

the fuck is this hostility? i said “excuse me.” 

i have a sneaking suspicion that __ is possessed by a very happy demon.

this man’s missing his head and his arm.

don’t force feed me. not in front of grandma. 

oh, did you mean me? sorry, i was just over here, busting a move.

they call this move the “soggy grandpa.”

i have forearms made of titanium. 

time to drift this bitch out of here.

i didn’t want my hand put back on, let alone by staples.

you deranged, michael stevens-looking motherfucker.

real men use their hips, not their fists.

throw some dollar bills my way, i’ll throw my ass in a circle.

i’ve never invited you to dinner, and i never will, now.

where do you think you’re going? say my name again.

let me tell you why your father is an asshole.

they look like tonka toys strapped to a punching bag.

holy shit. where did that janitor come from?

clearly i can’t find the door, you son of a bitch.

oh shit, what the fuck? did a little ballet maneuver and skedaddled.

you’ve gotta be putting my groceries away.

they’re calling back, they want that pussy.

does she have bigger tits, is that the problem?

if you’re hungry, maybe you should go and eat shit.

nothing quenches my thirst like some nice liquid chlamydia. 

if its in his room i’m going to eat my asshole.

of course i’m going to call that turbo dickhead, why wouldn’t i?

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Starter Call! Like for a starter!

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Yesterday I was out with my mom and Tuesday I was out with my fiance so later today I’ll get stuff done :)

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venomouscorrupter:

“Inclinations towards violence… you only make yourself more desirable with each action.”, Venom’s low tone replied with bemusement of the slightest of pains. The round slammed into his hulking form’s chest, opening it slightly and spilling some black fluids… he did not even step backwards. The wound was already beginning to knit it’s self back together rapidly. Leaving no trace it had ever existed. “That was unkind, Sita… for what I can give you… but I will mark you down, for the future. Mark you into memory. Our paths shall cross again… and soon, as you further your career as a criminal. As corruption of time claims you. Rest assured.”

When she saw the wound repair itself, automatic fear washed over the girl. She didn’t listen to his words. She just waited for him to stop talking before she began to shoot even more at him, stepping back as she did in case he approached her. She hadn’t seen any alien like this. When the gun wouldn’t shoot anymore, Sita simply gripped onto it for support. What the hell was this thing?

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venomouscorrupter:

“Oh, nothing monetary. Merely a little of yourself.”, The silky alien voice informed her coolly, pleased with her anger and fear. Each of which was eclipsed by her open curiosity. His opening. He had placed his tendrils into her… now was the time to tempt her… to plant the seeds of desire. “I am a Symbiote… in possession of great power. Many powers and ability’s I can bestow upon another, at my choosing. Strength. Immortality. Intellect. Among other gifts. When mortals like you taste death… fear it’s proximity… when those you love begin to die around you, you come to me to save them. You always do. In some form or another.”

Something seemed off. It was very clear that this was a bad idea to engage in a conversation with this creature. The redhead scoffed as a finger moved to the trigger of her gun. “You know, a little bit of myself doesn’t really sound like something I should be paying with.” Sita pointed out. “I’m also not really one for bargaining.” She easily pulled back the trigger and shot at the figure’s chest. 

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venomouscorrupter:

“Youthful boldness… I admire that… but futile. You haven’t the means to harm me.”, Venom’s low tone assured her silkily. His long tongue emerged from his mouth, drooling slightly with desire of the redhead… but he made no hostile move towards her. He preferred a challenge, taking his time… regardless of how easy it would be to make her his. He preferred the slow dance with his prey… it made for the eventual success and joining that much more delicious. The seduction, temptation that he could hold over another. It was as much apart of the process as a bonding. “I can taste your fear… your insecurity’s. The time will come where you will seek and approach me… not me you. I have options… you have a once in a minuscule lifetime choice. The power I can give you. As time passes, in your occupation… you will covet more of it. What I can do for you… for those you love. For a small price. Perhaps I will add you to my list… and watch you from afar.”

The woman took a deep breath through her nose as she kept the gun pointed at the creature. She glared at the figure, but was curious about what he was going on about. “What are you talking about? And what price? Usually when someone says a small price, it’s something way more important than a couple hundred of units.” She pointed out, not letting go of her gun as she stared him down. She tried to ease the fear out of her body, letting herself focus on keeping in control. That’s what she learned growing up, after all.

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venomouscorrupter:

“Ssssssitaaaa. A Ravager, are you not? Wouldn’t be the first space pirate or being of space I’ve crossed paths with… or consumed.”, A low, intelligent alien whisper made it’s self known to the girl. A massive, towering black and white abomination emerging from the shadows. It felt instant desire upon the sight of her… the look in her eyes when she saw him. A hunger it only barely restrained, drool pouring from it’s gaping maw. “Especially one so delicious… you still reek of youthful innocence. Is there a reason I should not partake of you?”

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As soon as the redhead heard her name in a snake like whisper, her hands went to her gun and turned to the source. The sight of something she hadn’t seen before made her heart stop in her chest, but didn’t allow it to show. She pointed her gun at the figure and glared. “Because I’m the one with the gun.” She spoke, unable to help the shaky breaths she was taking . Sita looked the figure over, looking for any weak spots where she could take advantage of getting away.

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Oh my God. I didn’t realize it was Jimmy Urine in GOTG 2 as one of the Ravagers. Now I can’t help but think of his role in Devil’s Carnival.

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arkhevia:

She pursed her lips, thinking for a moment. It may not be the nav specifically then, but a hardware issue she could easily fix. But first…Kee grinned. “How many units you got?” A ravager through and through. She’d be surprised if anyone expected anything different from her.

When Sita heard units mentioned, she couldn’t help but chuckle. It was obvious they were ravagers. “Well, does 500 units and a lead on a good bounty sound like a good enough deal?” The redhead asked, putting her hands on her hips as she looked the woman over. “Kree are looking for some chick and I have the town she is hiding out at.”

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ikon-ravager-lifesaver:

“His actual name is Peter Quill and yes I do need to stitch up the middle, it’s too deep to let it heal alone.” He replies and starts to gently touch the area around the wound to test to see if it’s numb.

“I’ve heard that name. A few bounties have been on that one.” She pointed out. When the other touched her wound, she winced in the slightest, feeling just a small bit of pain from it. “Go ahead. I’ll be fine. It’s almost numb anyways.” Sita really just wanted this to be over with.

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ikon-ravager-lifesaver:

Ikon chuckles softly as he takes out the sanitary solution and numbing rub. He slowly applies both to the wound before washing his hands off. “Wait for the skin to numb so I can stitch your arm up. You remind me of Star Brat when he was with the crew.” He tells her, sitting back down in his chair.

“Star Brat? Doesn’t sound like a real name.” She pointed out as she looked down to her wound. A sigh escaped her once again as she waited for the numbness to kick in. “You sure you have to stitch it? I just need some gauze and it’ll heal.” 

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ikon-ravager-lifesaver:

Ikon rolls his eyes and stands up, pulling the girl to a chair. “Sit, I can see your hurt.” He says, pulling out his medical kit. “Kin names are names my people gave me, I don’t care where you come from or who you are. If you’re hurt then that’s when I care.” He replies, motioning to her jacket. “Take off your jacket.”

A groan of annoyance slipped past Sita’s lips as he pulled her to sit. “I’m capable of bandaging myself up, thank you.” She argued, but took off the jacket to show the dirt stained tank top she wore beneath. Slowly, she removed her hand and showed the deep wound, clearly made from a knife. “I took a gun to a knife fight. I won, but not by much.”

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sexual sentences .

a collection of dirty talk sentences.

soft .

“ I want to lick you all over…”

“ You’re so hot…”

“ ~Keep doing that.”

“ There’s no where else I’d rather be than inside of you right now“

“ Keep spreading, baby ~ I’m gonna fill you up so good…”

“ That feels amazing baby “

“ Tell me what you like ~ “

“ Come sit on my lap, love “

“ Mmm… do you like that? “

“ I’m getting so turned on/wet/hard “

“ You look so handsome right now…“

“ What do you feel like doing to me?” 

“ You look so gorgeous right now…”

“ I love how you look at me when you’re turned on…” 

“ Tell me if it’s too hard…”

“ Mmm… you taste so good baby. ” 

“ ~ Tell me when you’re about to come?”

“ I could spend all day between your legs…”

“  I’m getting close —”

“ You’re so damn gorgeous. “

less soft .

“ I love your big hands all over my ass.”

“ ~  Get on your knees for me?”

“ I love your big hands all over my chest.”

“ I love your small hands all over my cock.”

“ You have such a perfect ass/cock/pussy/body/etc.” 

“ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to come. “

“ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your cock.”

“ Cum in my mouth. I want to taste you. ” 

“ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your pussy.” 

“ That’s it ~ Good girl/boy…” 

“ You sound so sexy when I’m going down on you “

“ I want you to cum for me/on me/in me”

“ You can have me any way you want me baby “

“ Mmm… I can tell that you’re having fun…”

“ Where do you want to cum? ~”

“ Relax… just lie back and let me make you cum. “ 

“ Where do you want me to cum?”

“ ~ I love the things you do with your tongue.” 

“ Strip for me, honey. Slow. I want to savor every inch of you. “

rough .

“ I want you to cum so hard that I feel your cock pulsing inside of me “

“ Get on your knees ~ ?”

“ I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this. “

“ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “

“ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little pussy clenching around my cock “ 

“ Tell me how much you love it when I fuck you/when you fuck me ” 

“ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little ass clenching around my cock ” 

“ Tell me how badly you want me to fuck you…” 

“ Mmm… I fucking love it when you ride me like this…“

“… I own this pretty little pussy/big wet cock ~”¨

“ Get over here, big boy. Show me what you’re packing. “

“ I’m going to lick you and suck you until you come. “

“ Ride me harder !” 

“ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~”

“ I love it when I can feel you squeeze around me “

“ Use your mouth on me. “

“ You like that, don’t you? You like it when your woman does that to you? “

“ I adore how naughty you are. “

“Oh you naughty, naughty boy/girl/woman/man…”

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captainyondadudonta:

“Yeah, nah for a week…. Sadly I’m human for now.” He huffed out. “I came for that certain orb. Th’one you’ve got.”

“Have fun trying to get it. This is a personal order from a Ravager Captain. Orgord ordered it to be delivered to his ship and considering I got it first, I’m delivering.” To say the least, there was also a bounty for whoever delivered it. Even if that person was his daughter.