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there are two wolves inside you and they’re both crying about just roll with it

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Spoilers for Wonderlust #13

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, THE PRIME FORCE?????????????????????????? WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

I was fully expecting Wonderlust to be a TMK sequel

WHAT THE FUCK?? IS THIS PRIME? IS THIS EARTH? WHERE ARE MY BOYS AND ARE THEY OK????

I love that Bizly is still on Prime, because he's said so often that he loves PD but hates M&M, so this is great, but I need closure on my lads

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Me describing the back-breaking work that claimed the lives of 3 of my non-binary friends: It took Blood, Sweat, and Tears.

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After people have weighed in, I agree that the bottle is Nalgene (would have helped if I actually googled nalgene lol), the bracelet is possibly Jay's Choker, and the final sword belongs to Jaguar Joe

Mild Spoilers for all JRWI campaigns. I'm talking about the new Bag of Holding on the merch drop and trying to figure out each item, so it isn't that deep.

So far, I've identified these:

Top Row, left to right:

Gillion's old sword, the whalebone one

Jays Bow, years ago when she had a fucking bow

Destiny's blade

Chip's Blades and his pendent (I can't remember if the pendent is from Arlin or Aslana, but it's on the official character art after the Feywild arc)

Jays Gun

I think this is the mind bracelet they get from Jazz?

Maybe Vyncent's old knives?

Stick of stickiness they got from Tastrius but gave to Niklaus

Compass, from Alveross (from Niklaus)

Ashe Winters' Demon Book

Vyn's Dad's sword they get from the dnd arc

Wisps, from William, and Dakota's mask

William's chainsaw after *that* arc

Bottom Row:

I think these are Arlin's Axe, Drey's gun, and Finn's spellbook, but I'm unsure. Feels weird to put old PCs on here, but they've had a big impact , so ig it makes sense

Rolan's pipe, Rand's dice, and Kian's Guitar

The stones are for our lord Peter, the harp is for Rumi, and the sick blades are for Thanatos

The crossbow is the Grimm Slayer crossbow from The Suckening (I wasn't sure on this, but in the patron video, it's on a possible merch item for the Grimm Slayer kit)

The jar, I'm not sure. Either the substance from Wonderlust, or Soda's Soda, but why does it look like that? Could be the nalgene after the Midnight Circle arc, but why is it like that? Chuckle Sandwich thick water???

Arthur's blood flask, it says B on it for Bennet

Runt's Gauntlets

Jyn's Sword from TMK (its the same as the TMK hoodie)

This could be Everett or Jaguar Joe. Idk.

I've missed Riptide and PD so much, but this bag makes me realise how large the JRWI cast of characters has grown, and makes me feel good. I love the new merch and the new direction.

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Mild Spoilers for all JRWI campaigns. I'm talking about the new Bag of Holding on the merch drop and trying to figure out each item, so it isn't that deep.

So far, I've identified these:

Top Row, left to right:

Gillion's old sword, the whalebone one

Jays Bow, years ago when she had a fucking bow

Destiny's blade

Chip's Blades and his pendent (I can't remember if the pendent is from Arlin or Aslana, but it's on the official character art after the Feywild arc)

Jays Gun

I think this is the mind bracelet they get from Jazz?

Maybe Vyncent's old knives?

Stick of stickiness they got from Tastrius but gave to Niklaus

Compass, from Alveross (from Niklaus)

Ashe Winters' Demon Book

Vyn's Dad's sword they get from the dnd arc

Wisps, from William, and Dakota's mask

William's chainsaw after *that* arc

Bottom Row:

I think these are Arlin's Axe, Drey's gun, and Finn's spellbook, but I'm unsure. Feels weird to put old PCs on here, but they've had a big impact , so ig it makes sense

Rolan's pipe, Rand's dice, and Kian's Guitar

The stones are for our lord Peter, the harp is for Rumi, and the sick blades are for Thanatos

The crossbow is the Grimm Slayer crossbow from The Suckening (I wasn't sure on this, but in the patron video, it's on a possible merch item for the Grimm Slayer kit)

The jar, I'm not sure. Either the substance from Wonderlust, or Soda's Soda, but why does it look like that? Could be the nalgene after the Midnight Circle arc, but why is it like that? Chuckle Sandwich thick water???

Arthur's blood flask, it says B on it for Bennet

Runt's Gauntlets

Jyn's Sword from TMK (its the same as the TMK hoodie)

This could be Everett or Jaguar Joe. Idk.

I've missed Riptide and PD so much, but this bag makes me realise how large the JRWI cast of characters has grown, and makes me feel good. I love the new merch and the new direction.

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Guys I went off tumblr for like 3 months what is a minibang guys please

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LETS GOOOOOO

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Bizly, Bebo, listen,

You're such a great DM and I love your work, but PLEASE describe what animal hybrids people in Reclaim are 🙏 I am on my hands and knees BEGGING you

Ripply sounds so cool and I'd love to draw her BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT ANIMAL SHE IS PLEASE 😭

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I finally got the riptide dice and uuuuuuuuh

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This is madness I love it

I ORDERED A FISH AND CHIPS CUSTOM WOODBURNING PEICE AND MY VIDEO CAME IN. OH MY GOD I AM DYING

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I need answers

When Uncle Three Strings is singing to Runt, it clearly cuts mid song, because it cuts between Biz miming a banjo to him sitting still, so they clearly cut a section of the song.

But after the song, Charlie looks HAUNTED

Wtf happened

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I've seen so much suckening fanart, even more than Prime Defenders at this point. And yet, not a single piece of thr Labia Ghoul. Makes you think.

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Gonna be real, I WANT Arthur to die. Vampire society isn't going away any time soon, so I just want man to have peace. Let him have an eternal nap and just get some rest.

If Shilo dies, I'm throwing hands. Man just got life. Both the twins better make it out alive, or I'm flying to America and hunting down all of JRWI to record a new ending.

Emizel dying would be poetic, sacrificing his last life for someone. But I hope he doesn't

Deacon needs to be alive to replace Edward, it is the unwilling rulers that are the best rulers. Theo, ngl, deffo got eaten by the bird lady or some shit. Mans long gone, fate was sealed at the start of ep 12

Now, GREFGOR. Grefgor literally fades out of existence when not in a scene, and only appears when Charlie is reminded of him. For his sake, I BEG the izlys and condi to not mention him until the final scenes. Man was hiding in walmart all this time.

Also, I really want either vex/viv/both to be fatally wounded, then they have to merge their bodies, and they become conjoined twins with the Slimecicle body horror twist.

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WE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THIS JRWI WHAT IF

JRWI What If where it’s William, Jay, and Arthur solving mysteries like National Treasure

William has his investigation proficiency

Jay has her keen eye and observant feat

Arthur with his spirit touch

I think it would just be such a cool seeing the three of them interact and try to solve mysteries and have to work together

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I have never envied someone more. Now, the labia ghoul has crawled inside my head like a worm. I can't feel it. There are no nerve endings in the brain. All I can feel is that displacement. That things have moved to make way for something that should not be there. Something alien. And I can't feel it. Not even in the dead of night, when the room falls silent, the world watches, I can't feel it. The only sense of it is when I think of the labia ghoul and scream into the void. And some nights, the void screams back.

I've seen so much suckening fanart, even more than Prime Defenders at this point. And yet, not a single piece of thr Labia Ghoul. Makes you think.

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I really really don’t have an excuse this time. More le tadpole shit haha

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RIPTIDE PIRATES MUSIC TASTE

My headcanons for the crew’s music taste 👍

GILLION:

i think he’d like something upbeat that feels good. so probably ABBA.

CHIP:

seems like he’d claim to like heavy metal to seem cool but probably listens to ABBA.

JAY:

wants some good tunes to keep her focused while she works on projects. i think ABBA would be good for that.

GRIFFIN:

after all that monster hunting, he probably wants something relaxing. like ABBA.

ALPHONSE:

with likely a whole database of music in him, he has a wide variety of options. so he’d probably go with ABBA.

QUEEN:

a bard themself, she probably likes the classics. those timeless songs you could hear over and over and never get tired of, like ABBA.

FINN:

likely amazed by the music of the surface world, and has probably written a book on the different ways the undersea vs oversea view music, he’d probably listen to ABBA.

DREY:

drey is a very free spirit, carving his own path as a pirate, so his music taste would likely reflect that. that being said i think he’d listen to ABBA

OLD MAN EARL:

Weird Al Yankovic