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Madame Web 0 Post Credits

Was this movie supposed to lead to something or just fade away?

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Fantastic Four Gets New Writer

More certainly isn’t better, especially when this writer is associated with Thor Ragnarok and Black Widow

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Guardians of the Galaxy Reskin: Boarderlands Trailer

2 surprising things. Kevin Hart is the best part of this trailer, and I was hysterically wrong about the budget. Looks like Guardians in every way and especially with the soundtrack.

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Spider-Man 3 Will Flop

The first game was great. Spinoff was fun. The sequel was garbage. Why? Prioritizing diversity and inclusion vs making a good product. With the new game on the horizon, it’s fair to say it’ll flop.

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Echo Prediction: A Smallpox Mess of a Show

Oh, what a time to be alive. Echo is debuting in a few days, and all episodes being dropped on day one is NEVER a good sign, but all I know is it’ll be a fun time reviewing this show. Check out my preview of what will certainly be a full week of content.

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Martin Scorsese Fights Back

Good news everyone, Martin Scorsese wants to save cinema from evil comic book movies. And he’s going to do that with this three-and-a-half-hour long, straight-to-Apple+ movie about how the Indians were mistreated by white people, titled Killers of the Flower Moon. Yes, you read that correctly. The best way to beat comic book movies in the box office is to make a movie that goes to streaming about…

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Thanksgiving: Oscar Worthy?

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Thanksgiving Review: Oscar Worthy?

What’s going on everyone I’m World War Joe here to talk to you about one of the best movies of the year, Thanksgiving.  It is a movie about love, family, and togetherness, and about overcoming trauma while trying to survive an ax-swinging murder. Let’s get into it! Thanksgiving does everything right, but it was weird seeing this movie in 2023. The women were all written well. The men were all…

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Wonderman is Alive?

My apologies everyone. I was under the impression that the Wonderman TV show was canceled during the Hollywood strike, but now that the strike is over, it has been reported that it will start production around Thanksgiving. Wonderman and many other MCU shows will be part of the “Spotlight” section of the MCU, which means they aren’t part of the larger MCU continuity. Ok, let me see if I get this…

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The Marvels Part One: Start to Finish Story

What a disaster…..

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Taylor Swift beats Martin Scorsese

In a not-so-shocking twist, the Taylor Swift movie beat out Killers of the Flower Moon in the theaters. One is about the behind-the-scenes of Swift’s latest tour and the other is about how Indians were treated poorly by white people. The final numbers on Swift’s budget hasn’t been released yet, but I imagine it’s not anywhere close to Martin Scorsese’s $200 million-dollar, 3-hour flop, which…

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James Gunn Killed Superman Legacy

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We Need The Iron Heart Show

Yes, you read that correctly. I am annoyed that the Iron Heart TV show is postponed indefinitely. Not because I want to watch the racial antics of Riri Williams, no, because I want a theory, I had to come true. Williams attends MIT, but do you know who else goes to MIT? Ned and MJ from Spiderman. My prediction for the upcoming Spider-Man movie is that Peter will come in contact with Venom, turn…

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Blood and Honey Killing Loki

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Inside Out 2: Gay and Lame

With Disney deciding to make everything “Lame and Gay” Inside Out 2 is the perfect movie to pander to the alphabet soup community. I have already mapped out this plot, and lets see how close I get. Reily is starting to get feelings for another girl in her class It’s been revealed that Anxiety is the new feeling in the movie, and Reily will go through this emotion a lot as she comes to terms…

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Why Wasn’t Heimdall Soul Stone?

Here is Google’s explanation of Heimdall’s all-seeing eyes: “Heimdall sees and hears, all thanks to his extrasensory capabilities. His sight can extend across all Nine Realms and from the Bifrost Observatory, he can see 10 trillion souls” So, he can see 10 trillion souls, and his eyes are orange, so why not make him the Soul Stone? Does that make more sense than flying to a distant planet,…

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Tom Holland is James Bond?

Well, that explains why he did the movie The Crowded Room. Hollywood does this a lot. Degrading people. Making them do things they wouldn’t normally do for a bigger role. The Rock did his endorsement of Joe Biden and his TV show Young Rock get green-lit. I’m not saying this is a Harvey Weinstein situation, but some higher-up wanted to see Spider-Twink get railed out. If it’s true, and Holland is…