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#mood

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do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

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Scooby-Doo taught us that the real monsters always turn out to be humans

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Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage, ‘60s-era Penguin Classics by Homer, Sophocles, Herodotus, Voltaire, Plato, and others! It took me three years to accumulate these books one by one, and I’m already starting to have separation issues. *sigh* But I know they will go to a good home. Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on August 27, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

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An artist made a “third thumb” for your hand that makes everything easier

follow @the-future-now

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The South when Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation.

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happy ten year anniversary to this absolute Banger

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This is it. This is the only tweet I care about.

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What TV writers think is good LGBT representation: *protagonist teary eyed* My attraction to the same gender is so painful I wish I did not feel this way…but alas it’s my burden to bear. Also I have dated both men and women but I don’t like labels. *dies* What is actually good LGBT representation: *protagonist wearing sunglasses playing the saxophone in front of a giant bisexual flag* How am I doing? Well I’m just getting BI!!! Haha get it?? Because I like both men and women so I’m bisexual. 

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Claudius: Hamlet, why aren't you dressed?

Hamlet: Uh... I have nothing to wear.

Claudius (opening the closet): What are you talking about? You have like a million shirts, this tux, these black outfits... oh hi Horatio... you have enough clothes to dress all of Denmark.

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“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

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gender neutral things to call your loved ones

help me

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“I’m right here, guys.” (via britneydortiz)

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what she says: I’m fine 

what she means: I don’t understand why they can’t professionally record broadway shows and release them to the public, there would be no need for bootlegs, broadway fans FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD could watch, it would help expand the theatre community and preserves something that is so beautiful and special to so many people.