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[simianrobot]

A programmers view of life/relationships

//Loop until dead while (!this.dead) { // Seek eligible mate while (!eligibleMateFound) { seekEligibleMate(); } // Create new relationship currentRelationship = new Relationship(eligibleMate); // Do relationship until satisfaction drops to zero while (currentRelationship.relationshipSatisfaction > 0) { currentRelationship.doRelationship(); // Decrement relationship satisfaction currentRelationship.relationshipSatisfaction--; } // Terminate current relationship currentRelationship = null; // Decrement hope this.hope--; // Increment existential depression this.existentialDepression++; }

[simianrobot]

After 27, as "Giving a fuck" dips below 0, one finds oneself compelled to seemingly spontaneous and irresistible bouts of self-deprecation.

[simianrobot]

Need a quick and dirty solution for displaying the index contents of a directory on a development server (for example) and you can't stand the default Apache ugliness?

Simply drop in this PHP file and your good to go. No one can stop you. You are an index God.

Free PHP List Files in a Directory Script

[simianrobot]

Ugh. Spent the whole day putting waaaaaay too much effort into an CPSC 1181 (Object Oriented Programming) Lab. The challenge was full marks on the assignment for the persons with the faciest clock using Java awt and Swing libraries.

Oh Lordy... having never worked with Java's 2D libraries before, my initial code was magic number spaghetti and I'm *still* refactoring... Ahh well. That fancy clock competition is in the fuckin' bag. :D Now to do real work tomorrow... 

[simianrobot]

Don't look at me in that tone of voice :p