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Svsssaction prompt for Anonymous!

Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan any dynamic!

I went with a Shen Twins au where Shen Yuan is trying his absolute hardest to save his brother, but he's struggling a lot 😔

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Guess who finally read SVSSS

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"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

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Ok so I was trying to sleep and I thought about the fact that Tianlang-Jun only became emperor after his sister died with an implication that she ruled before him

Then I thought of how Sha Hualing at 14 had considerable power in the demon realm

And then I thought about how Binghe had a lot of demon wives who were nobles

And I thought it would be really funny if by writing all these demon wives and deciding thar demons live kinda topsy turvy to human society that most demon clans are matrilineal and sexist towards men and that the northern clan are the weirdos for not having a woman lead them

And that Tianlang-Jun was just because there wasn't a woman left to run the empire but that's also why the empire didn't care that he fucked off so all the women who ran his council could rule instead

Luo Binghe was quite a shock for them

Tbc I know this doesn't really work and wasn't intended but it would be really really fun to play with as a headcanon

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I was thinking recently about how Fem!Binghe would make the Old Palace Master even more jealous of SQQ, especially if the Qing Jing Peak Lord is also a man.

I mean, this man is sees Su Xiyan 2.0 - Half demonic version, tries to seduce and spoil her and she still chooses someone else! He finally meets a Xiyan who is in love with her master, but the master isn't him!

And he can't even poison again since she is immune to nearly everything!

It can either cause some comedic moments of that old man biting a hanckerchief in annoyance or some genuinely creepy moments of his absolute obsession towards a even younger and emotionally vulnerable woman.

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You ever have those moments where you see someone make an objectively reasonable mistake, but in your heart you're like "oh that could never be me", not in a smug way but in a "huh well I guess some of the weird hangups do come in handy now and again" way?

A friend of mine just confidently grabbed the handle on the top of a container and lifted it up, and the whole bottom immediately fell right out of it.

I cannot remember a time in my life when I have ever trusted a container that much, to just confidently create a mess of that magnitude, but I think that even if I did generally trust containers more I would still make an exception for a tub full of glitter.

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Nantahala National Forest

Wanted to create a small artbook/zine thing about how I feel when in the mountains of west North Carolina (small and weird)

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*based on a real conversation between me and two of my siblings*

Celegorm: where do babies come from?

Maedhros: I don’t know but we found you in a dumpster

Maglor: *nodding sagely* with the raccoons

Celegorm: what! no you didn't!

Maedhros: yes we did, we made Atya and Ammë keep you.

Maglor: and the longer we had you the more you started to be like a little boy instead of a raccoon.

Celegorm: I AM NOT A RACOON!

Maglor: Oh look Nelyo his claws are coming back, we might have to return him.

Maedhros: *picks Celegorm up over his shoulder* Alright lets go

*various sounds of chaos ensue*

Fëanor: *from the other room* I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TWO TOLD YOUR BROTHER HE'S A RACCON AGAIN

Nerdanel: *at the same time from a different room*: did they tell Telyco we found him in a dumpster again!?!

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Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

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I really want more versions of the second age where, instead of Celebrimbor being like, distrusted or fringe or whatever, and that's why he's in off in Eregion and no ones paying that close attention, it's actually the opposite.

Gil-Galad is ignoring Eregion because that's the one place he can count on to be stable and well-managed. Celebrimbor is an experienced leader and his followers are pretty moderate.

Meanwhile he's balancing Galadriel, who while competent is only 'sane and moderate' when judged against other the Finweans who crossed over to Beleriand. She's never killed a werewolf with her teeth, therefore she's the normal one.

And then there's the faction being led by Elrond. Who is sane but also barely an adult by elven standards. Also, his faction would be composed of some combination of die-hard feanorians (look I think he'd take in the ppl he grew up around, regardless of how you interpret his feelings about his childhood) and die-hard nolofinweans (the survivors of Sirion are always going to be ride or die for this man) People who would really like to kill each other, except they all agree that Elrond should be king rather than Gil-Galad, and are waiting for Elrond to give the slightest indication that he wants to be.

Frankly, Gil-Galad isn't worried about Eregion because he has way bigger problems. And, oh what's that? Celebrimbor sent him a gift? Oh what a lovely ring! And there's a note attached, I wonder what- Oh. Oh No.

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Sometimes I lie in the bed and think what memes PIDW Fandom had?

Like did somebody make "This is Sparta" meme with SQQ and LBH?

Did they make fun of Airplane's writing, or are there only gooners left?

Did they make fun of Peerless Cucumber too?

Peerless Cucumber explaining how these two similar leaves are actually foreshadowing for plot:

When it was really foreshadowing but for more papapa scenes:

Were there Ace Attorney parodies with his rants and heated discussion in comments?

Was there a powerscale fights about who would be stronger: Luo Binghe or Liu Qingge if he was alive? Meanwhile fujoshi was quietly enjoying their Luo Binghe/Mobei Jun or Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge crumbs in the corner?

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"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"

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*Translation: Objectively, this is much more manageable than being a werewolf, but I can't help but feel that it's worse. Based on a submission from @ultrablep

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Scum Villain AU where Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu transmigrate by swapping lives (i.e. Shen Yuan wakes up in Shen Qingqiu's body on Qing Jing Peak, post-fever, while Shen Jiu wakes up in Shen Yuan's body in a hospital in modern China) but it doesn't quite work right.

The system glitches or something and they end up having to jointly time share their lives. Every time a certain moon phase or something (cyclical) comes around they abruptly switch back.

So they spend the entire time trying to undo everything the other one has been up to while everyone around them is just desperately attempting to figure out wtf is going on. Shen Yuan does the skinner quest and stops Luo Binghe's abuse, and Shen Jiu gets a job with a rival company and starts showing up Shen Yuan's brothers. Then they switch back and Shen Jiu is like "it's woodshed o'clock for the beast" and Shen Yuan resigns. Then they switch back again and Shen Yuan saves Liu Qingge's life and gets poisoned defending Luo Binghe, and Shen Jiu creates his own start-up and blackmails his eldest brother about the mistress he's just uncovered. Then they switch back and Shen Yuan gets his brother and his sister-in-law into couples counseling and Shen Jiu embarks on a quest to either cure himself without Liu Qingge's help or die trying.

Eventually they just start leaving bitchy messages for one another to find and doing things that won't cause lasting damage but are incredibly petty. Shen Yuan keeps trying to tell Shen Jiu to read PIDW but Shen Jiu takes one look at his merch-filled bachelor pad and immediately decides that his opinions aren't worth anything, so it takes him a while to actually do it (he is really mad about this when he finally opens the novel and it turns out to be extremely relevant information).

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Bingpup is in the finals of the @fictionaldogcompetition and i felt that called for something extra, so here he is with his very proud husband 😊

And of course,

vote Bingpup!