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“what’s new? paps’ favourite food?”

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make a skeleaton of puns

“i’m pretty sure you mean skele-ton of puns. but right now my well of ideas has run bone dry. tibia-nest, it ain’t easy to think up bone puns.”

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“hey, what’s going on in this place-”

“holy crap, where did all of you people come from?”

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Medical RP Starters!

"You don't look so hot."

"Let me help you up."

"You're not going looking like that!"

"Okay...hospital. Now."

"Back to bed."

"I'm dizzy."

"I think I broke my wrist."

"Here. Rinse your mouth."

"Are you sure you're okay? No. No, you're not. Get back in the house."

"Maybe you should get going."

"What the hell happened to you?!"

"I can't breathe."

"Holy shit, you're turning blue!"

"You need to lie down."

"I need to lie down."

"Hey. Can you hear me? You had a seizure."

"If you get me sick, I swear to God--"

"Hey--Look at me!"

"Tell me where it hurts."

"Why are you so scared of the doctor?"

"I need some help over here!"

"Ow!"

"Do you need some water?"

"Is that blood?"

"Are you choking?"

"Can you hear me?"

"What...what happened?"

"I burned myself pretty bad.."

"You burned yourself pretty bad.."

"We need to go to the hospital. Now."

"You feel warm."

"104 fever?"

"Frog in your throat?"

"Are you alright? You look pale."

"Hey--you passed out."

"Stop it. You're limping."

"Where's your inhaler?"

"Do you know where my inhaler is?"

"Your arm is not supposed to bend like that."

"How long have you had that cough?"

"Let me get you a trash can."

"I think it's bedtime for you."

"You can't walk on that ankle. Let me carry you."

"Do you have any pepto bismol?"

"How long have you been throwing up?"

"I can't stop throwing up."

"What did you do to yourself?"

"Is that blood on your shirt?"

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“ah, that was a nice long nap.”

“so, did anything happen while I was gone?”

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so...

i really need to interact with more people. on this blog, i mean.

so if you want to rp with me, just send an ask. if you’re an undertale rp blog, that is.

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Send me:

♪  - Muse will sing a line from the song the mun is currently listening to ♬- Muse will sing a line from a song shuffled randomly by the mun ♯ - Muse will whistle an instrumental song ♭ - Muse will hum an instrumental song 🎶 - Muse will sing a line that reminds them of your muse 🎧 - Muse will sing a line that reminds them of themselves 🎼 - Muse will sing a line from the next song that comes on Pandora 🎤 - Muse will sing a line from the mun’s favorite 8tracks mix 🎹 - Muse will sing a song from their canon (For OCs - a line from their themesong) 🎸 -  Muse will sing a line from a poem 🎻 - Muse will sing a line from a  song from a musical 🎷 - Muse will sing a line from a song that reminds them of a muse specified by the asker 🎺 - Muse will sing a line from a song that makes the mun sad 📻 - Muse will sing a line from a song that makes the mun happy

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“so when’s muffet’s love ball start again?”

“i gotta bee prepared for it.”

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so first off i changed my icon back because my drawing was crappy

secondly, anyone willing to rp with me?

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Freeman’s Mind Ask Meme - Part 2 (Episodes 6-10)

"Man good thing I've watched Die Hard like 50 times."

"You give people the benefit of the doubt, and they try to kill you."

"That's what I get for trying to be nice."

"Suck on this you jumping boogers!"

"I guess that's the room of death."

"All aliens are bastards."

"I'm still not sure if that was smart or stupid. Maybe it was both. Smupid."

"Now do what you're told and jump into this giant meat grinder!"

"Maybe I should have been a bug."

"Who am I kidding? I've got a gun."

"Tastes like dead caterpillars."

"Hey a rope! Now I can be Tarzan!"

"What's up with this ceiling?"

"Okay, extreme hopscotch! Lets do this!"

"Well now I have an answer if someone ever asks me what the dumbest thing I ever did was."

"We're not brave, we're just stupid."

"This is MY air vent!"

"Well I believe you, but does my gun believe you?"

"Maybe I should become a burglar after this."

"OKAY CHILDREN CLASS IS IN SESSION. EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS. I SAID EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS. DAMN IT BILLY THAT MEANS YOU TOO."

"I need a sword. And a helmet. And a horse."

"One gun is fun, but two is wootastic."

"It only took me one time to learn not to stick your head in a fan."

"I'm already afraid of muppets I don't need this on top of that."

"You're like a cat watching a mouse die."

"I've got more blood on me than an axe murderer."

"I'm just a rat in a maze. With no cheese."

"What are you going to hide in the corner?!"

"I need a chainsaw and a hockey mask."

"I'm going in circles again."

"For my funeral, I want them to be shooting bombs in the air, and two F16 fighter jets do a barrel roll up ahead."

"GIVE ME SOME DORITOS!"

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hello sans... how are you today? *he barely smiled*

“...bro? are you okay?”

“what’s up?”

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“so apparently the flowers are gonna congregate or something.”

“ya know, it’d be good if we all teamed up against the flowers. all the sans-es out there. just in case.”

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For the colour thing, orange, cream, and blue

thank you i guess

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“uhhhhh... don’t ask her!”

“Holy fuck. Damn, man. Are you fucking kidding me.” -Frisk

“…”

“kiddo, where’d you learn those words?”

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“no problem.”

Eyy another me

TANG TOO….-mustard splatters everywhere-