#ask-jokestersans

[lxttlemuffet-blog]

well i'm back from my hiatus and wanted to get some cookies and cider.... is.. this ok?

❝ This is an outrage! We have rude terrible no good cookie thieves running about. If you help me kill bring them to justice you may have whatever you’d like!❞

[muffet-spider-moved-blog]

...-looks up and smiles- -walks out from the shadows- -holds out hand- you wanna see them...? in the ruins I mean.

*... I.. I can’t leave here, deary.*..I’m an arachnid.. I can’t survive the trek through Snowdin.. 

[senor-xibalba]

Mobster AU closed starter

@ask-jokestersans

*It was not usual for Mettaton to walk around the streets ruled by the LOVE family, Toriel was never really fond of what had Mettaton become. But the show could never stop. As the robot walks through the dark alleys, they saw one familiar sight in the distance.*

-Sans? -*yelled Mettaton as they grab their snub nose revolver, just as a precaution.*

[mercybreaker-blog]

Be careful bud. Your lv and exp is getting pretty high. You need to lay off a bit so all of us can at least catch up. I know its a heavy burden but sooner or later... it's gonna crash and dawn upon you.

“I-- I don’t know. Last time I counted it was 12, but I hear that--- human souls have the ability to increase that.” 

Asgore looked on the verge of quiet tears. 

[firetending]

Welp.. that almost hurt. welp ok if that wont work..-eye glows and grillby is lifted and slammed head first outside into the cold snowdin snow- -walks outside- you feelin better yet?

Grillby screams, his flame burning so hot that the snow below him melts... It hurt... The cold wet snow hurt so badly... He continued to scream, remembering all the times humans would pin his body down and aim those god awful elemental weapons at him... He was terrified, tears were steaming out of his face. He couldn’t take this, he was falling apart. He felt like he was in danger, he didn’t want to get hurt, he didn’t want to die... Make it stop... Make it stop... 

[lvindictv]

you have me... unless im the one you hate :/

nO NO NO NO IT’S NOT YOU HONEY OH GODS NO

[singingshyren-blog]

so Shyren I know you singing is unrivaled but how about dancing? and if you do dance will you dance with me?

“O-oh no, I don’t dance. I’m not very good at it.”

LIAR

[awkwardalphys]

[Continued Thread With @ask-jokestersans​]

ah okay so how often do you visit this place to see if there’s any projects that you can finish?

Alphys sighed softly. “Not often enough but I should do better now”

[lxttlemuffet-blog]

@ask-jokestersans from here

❝ I’m not drunk, Dearie. I haven’t touched the punch.❞ She sighed, eyeing the drink suspiciously. ❝ I’ll just wait it out, find a calmer place.❞

[muffet-spider-moved-blog]

thoughts on me? sans?

*I... I admire you and your strength. *I don’t know much about timelines but.. I know that you and Papyrus deal with them a lot..*You can feel these things called RESETS.*Isn’t that right..?*I shouldn’t know about them.. but.. thanks to a few friends I am more than informed. *My timeline is a little messed up.. but.---*Uhm, Nevermind. *My point is.. I like you, Sans. *I think you and your brother are pretty amazing for the things that you do. *I apologize that I can’t come and see you often, the cold in Snowdin is fatal to me. *I’ll send some pastries your way soon enough. 

[mercybreaker-blog]

heard what happened to toriel.... im sorry... as we speak alphys is upgrading technology that I own for weaponry. So say the word and i will go do whatever you need me to do.

“Thank you, my friend. We could always use the assistance.”

[firetending]

-slaps grillbz- grillbz what the heck pull it together man.-slaps him repeatedly-

That isn’t helping one bit. His flame grows so bright, that even a skeleton would get burned touching him. He pushed sans away, curling up into the fetal position. He couldn’t pull it together, not like that. 

[lvindictv]

"Taking out the trash"

Chara looked at Sans confusingly, before being rougly thrown into the trash.

[singingshyren-blog]

Hey speak to me shy ren or I will kiss you! >:3c -threaten to kiss-

Though a light blush dusted her cheeks, she couldn’t help but giggle at such a claim. “I don’t think affection can be considered much of a threat.”

[gr1llbyz-blog]

Yo grilbz calm down mad your hurting people again if its about my tab ill pay it off just calm down....

My muse has gone berserk. They are covered in blood, growling, and acting aggressive and wild. Send in your muse’s reaction to finding my muse in this state.

The seething, enraged elemental glares down at the skeleton, teeth bared and eyes wide. It’s almost as if he’s not seeing Sans, but another being...

[lxttlemuffet-blog]

heard your head was hurting... so-has some fizing water- here's some seltzer :)

❝ And...❞ A small pause as she looks at the water then to the skeleton. ❝What’s the purpose of this?❞