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how my piplup hunt is going 😭 I started it the day it came out and have about 30 hrs on it but i took a huge break u till I got these joycons LMAO

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"they would not fucking look like that" < me looking at canon depiction of the character who in fact looks like that

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Waiting for the day discord ss's are shown as evidence in court 💀

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

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I'm so sad pokémon tgco won't let me hoard packs anymore,,, idek why I just liked hoarding them and then opening an absurd amount at one time

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No one will ever understand how happy I get when my cats talk back to me bc I be yip yapping to them a LOT

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Literally anything can be a date, i'll just be having a good time with my bf and be like 'man what a date' and we'll be like omg yeah

i know the 'is mcdonalds a date' questions making its rounds but i feel kind of insane bc thats never even been a metric for me. a date is just when someone says its a date. i went on a date w someone to smoke in a building w a caved in cieling in the rain, shoplifted from a gas station paranoid as hell to get them a soft pretzel and then we chased a rat around. where is your sense of adventure people

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this is exactly what I look like

*sniffs you*

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I'm in love with this, I can have multiple acc's/blogs but only ONE FEED,, It's so simple but i've always complained abt this 😭

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Why did I wake up and decide I need Tumblr?

I was under the impression that this was twitter without the porn but my friends have so kindly proven me wrong </3

also why are we telling entire stories in the tags? I love it but why