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official shoelaces of tumblr
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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official shoelace post!
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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i wonder what historians in the far off future will think of us. ah yes, the illusive "gimmick blog" actually very common across the site of tumblr, despite the name. they pretend to be something. we're not sure why
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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no that's a Greek hero. I think you mean oreo
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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*trump voice* there's a social media place where they pretend to be countries and companies. i've seen it, it's true. they're forcing all of the british to be transgender
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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and
shoelace
friend has an end
best friend has an end
gender has an end
end has an end
but you know what doesnt have an end
egg
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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as a shoelace, I can confirm this. vote throckmorton for president
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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consider the issue navigated
gimmick blogs… I love you… come here so I can give you a little forehead kiss…
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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shoelaces have no forehead. please navigate around this issue
gimmick blogs… I love you… come here so I can give you a little forehead kiss…
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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MARTY? IS THAT YOU?
i am going to give odysseus a gun
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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can I have one?
i am going to give odysseus a gun
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
IMPORTANT!
It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!
Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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i can
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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official shoelace post
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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official shoelaces post
For guys like me who doesn't know how to tie a shoelace correctly.
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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official shoelaces post
Okay so let’s do another poll because I forgot to add half of tumblr history in the last one
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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official shoelaces post
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~ Texture | Pattern | Design ~
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shoelaces-official · 3 months ago
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official shoelaces post
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