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“Buck?” Eddie knows Buck wouldn’t leave just like that, without so much as a goodbye but— Maybe last night meant absolutely nothing and all he’s been left with is a broken heart. No, he can’t possibly believe that, but— Buck’s voice is sudden and muffled through the bathroom door. “Don’t worry, Eddie, I’ll be right there." Of course. Eddie smiles to himself as Buck opens the door. How could he ever think Buck would leave him after last night, after what they did, after everything they’ve been through? Eddie smiles, adjusting slightly, feeling the tug and pull of a very new, but welcome, pleasant ache. Buck smirks as he steps into Eddie’s bedroom, tugging his boxer briefs down as he goes. Every single thought evaporates from Eddie’s head at the sight. “Alright, baby. Ready for round two?”

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This was a beautiful scene. I wish everyone’s families were this supportive. By the way, Stardew Valley is an amazing game and I suggest you play it if you have the chance. Alex, you’ll always be my first and only choice for husband in the game.

Alex coming out.

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I have nothing further to say, your honor.

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OMG! I love this SO much!

Eli (Stilinski-)Hale, you belong to us now.

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The Stilinski-Hales

Our son.

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What an amazing picture and I can’t think of a better caption to go with it.

The Stilinski-Hales….the family that should have been is.

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1. Stiles left Beacon Hills to never return and left his jeep.

2. Derek saved his jeep and fixed everything. Stiles’s dad flat out says Derek saved it after Stiles left and tried to fix it up. Stiles had it held together with duck tape but Derek put everything into fixing it, but it wasn’t able to run perfectly.

3. In the 15 years since Stiles left to never return, it ended up in the junkyard because Derek couldn’t fix it like he wanted to, but he wouldn’t abandon it.

4. Eli, Derek’s kid, would routinely steal it to piss Derek off.

5. After Derek died. Stiles’s dad gave Eli the keys to the jeep and told him Derek had “complicated feelings about the Jeep” but it should definitely be Eli’s.

So like Derek was in love with Stiles huh? Like he saved Stiles’s jeep, when Stiles himself abandoned it. He tried to make it run smoothly and when he couldn’t he kept it under a tarp at the junkyard to not be driven but not to be scrapped either. And then his son would regularly steal it solely to piss Derek off. Derek himself said it was just to make him mad. And then when Derek died, Sheriff Stilinski gave the keys to Eli and said he should have it and that Derek had “complicated feelings about the jeep” but it was Eli’s. Derek was definitely in love with Stiles and I just.

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I’ve read Sterek fanfic with zero kudos that have better plots than this movie.

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OMG! Yes!!!! This!!!!

So we can all agree that Eli is the Sterek child, right?

He keeps stealing the jeep (for reasons???)

He dresses like Stiles, right down to the flannel over shirt

Prone to overly sarcastic quips (like Stiles)

Does not have a mother? (Really? The writers just left us the perfect opening and thought we wouldn’t take it or something)

Sheriff Stilinski is 100% giving tired grandpa vibes to Eli

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the teen wolf movie killing off a character who has been kidnapped, tortured, groomed and sexually assaulted at 15, forced to kill his first love, whose family burned to the ground… by burning him to a crisp. no words.

luckily, i will be ignoring this shitshow, derek hale lives on in my canon (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡

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Everything I Have Decided That Can Stay Cannon From The Movie:

Eli Hale

...... Yeah I don't have anymore

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The three of them in a movie together would be much more interesting to me than whatever the Teen Wolf movie turns out to be.

╰┈➤ eli stilinski-hale and his two dads

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I just finished reading this story about Alpha Stiles and Omega Derek. It was hilarious! Many kudos to the writer.

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I’m sure this has been written into a story somewhere on the Internet. If not, somebody needs to do it.

Sterek AU

↳ Deputy!Stiles frequents a coffee shop Derek owns with his Pack.

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These boys are my favorite video game couple.

death approaches knees your throat / INPRNT

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So beautiful.

Asphodel from Hades⁠ ft. Thanzag 🖤⁠ Everything in Hades is so beautiful from the characters to props to UI to environments, so it was hard to choose... I went with Asphodel because I wanted to challenge myself!

I want so badly to work on a game like Hades that it hurts. I'm working so hard to learn so that I can soon!!⁠